Administrator Stan Posted May 10, 2017 Administrator Share Posted May 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Anton said: Don't start a serious topic in the pub (on here). you made a jokey comment in your own thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 03/04/2017 at 11:56 AM, I8allthepies said: Don't cook bacon shirtless I disagree, it adds a fun element of pain and danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 5/10/2017 at 10:47 PM, Stan said: you made a jokey comment in your own thread That wasn't a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 When your child is unusually sick, DO NOT turn to Google to try figure out what's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy Posted January 28, 2019 Moderator Share Posted January 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Harry said: When your child is unusually sick, DO NOT turn to Google to try figure out what's wrong. Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 I rehabilitated my own knee after my ACL injury thanks to Youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 28, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Tommy said: Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. I've managed to survive many ailments and severe illnesses after diagnosing via Google. So proud of myself getting through them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Pyfish+ Posted January 28, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted January 28, 2019 I've recovered from death many a time from Google. It's FREE like the NHS too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Don't jump over a wall that's about 20 feet or you will fuck your ankle. Don't push your finger through a tin when you have half opened it or you will lose the end of your finger. Make sure there aren't any steel beams under floorboards when you're using a pick axe or you will snap your fingers Don't try stroking pretty much every animal(whether wild or domestic) you come across as they can bite or scratch you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Never criticise Higuain. For any reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted January 28, 2019 Author Share Posted January 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Tommy said: Child? I've self-diagnosed myself with various forms of cancer dozens of times. I've taken him to the emergency room at 4am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 Don't let your girlfriend scroll on your camera roll. Especially if you're sent some 'questionable' things in Whatsapp groups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted January 28, 2019 Administrator Share Posted January 28, 2019 Just now, Lucas said: Don't let your girlfriend scroll on your camera roll. Especially if you are sent some questionable things in whatsapp groups. A regular clean-up of the phone's photo storage has always come in handy these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stan said: A regular clean-up of the phone's photo storage has always come in handy these days. Yeah, it's becoming more difficult to explain why i have black men with gigantic cocks sat amongst photos of our puppy and random days out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 6 minutes ago, Lucas said: Yeah, it's becoming more difficult to explain why i have black men with gigantic cocks sat amongst photos of our puppy and random days out. Just say you were one of the spies that Leeds sent out to the training ground, and they are "research images" of your opposition footballers, ahem, attributes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 On 04/04/2017 at 00:49, Toinho said: I had you down as circumcised. Any pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cannabis Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, MUFC said: Any pics? What the fuck is with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 3, 2019 Author Share Posted February 3, 2019 On 29/01/2019 at 02:01, Stan said: I've managed to survive many ailments and severe illnesses after diagnosing via Google. So proud of myself getting through them. Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 3, 2019 Administrator Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Harry said: Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. Hope he gets well soon mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 hours ago, Harry said: Honestly man it can really cause a lot of stress. Everything medical online is written based on worst case scenario first and scares the shit out of everyone. My son is really sick in hospital right now and Google is my worst enemy. Hope he gets well soon mate... My missus looked up information about her spine when she found out what was wrong and it did the same thing to her, scared the crap out of her, luckily the surgeon we spoke to who is dealing with her handled things very calmly and put her mind at rest, yes there are risks involved but he did that kind of surgery a lot for people so was in a good position to offer advice from his experience.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 Wishing a speedy recovery to your son @Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber JoshBRFC+ Posted February 4, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted February 4, 2019 On 28/01/2019 at 18:03, Lucas said: Don't let your girlfriend scroll on your camera roll. Especially if you're sent some 'questionable' things in Whatsapp groups. I was in a stag do group chat on whatsapp that i had muted as i couldn't be arsed with the shite they were posting and i forgot that i had it on save to camera roll. She was looking at pictures of the baby on my phone. Next minute... "what's this?" turned into... "what are these?". From naked pictures to women masturbating to full on porno's to people shitting themselves to women being fucked by random things to chicks with dicks. Some proper dirty bastards in that group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 9 hours ago, JOSHBRFC said: I was in a stag do group chat on whatsapp that i had muted as i couldn't be arsed with the shite they were posting and i forgot that i had it on save to camera roll. She was looking at pictures of the baby on my phone. Next minute... "what's this?" turned into... "what are these?". From naked pictures to women masturbating to full on porno's to people shitting themselves to women being fucked by random things to chicks with dicks. Some proper dirty bastards in that group. Yeah mate, dangerous times. You will have to lock that shit down when your little'un starts wanting to play with your phone! Also, amount of times I've clicked to look at some video i thought was harmless as well, and it turns out to be a woman making high-pitched orgasm noises... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 3 hours ago, Lucas said: Yeah mate, dangerous times. You will have to lock that shit down when your little'un starts wanting to play with your phone! Also, amount of times I've clicked to look at some video i thought was harmless as well, and it turns out to be a woman making high-pitched orgasm noises... Oh, so you prefer low pitched male orgasm noises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, AMG said: Oh, so you prefer low pitched male orgasm noises. Obviously, don't you? Turns me on just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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