Machado 1,710 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,267 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Pro tip. Plan your shits before you take a shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Reports of cases now coming from the likes of Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia and literally all of North, Central and South America now have cases. Even Greenland have a case now I think! Edited March 17, 2020 by Carnivore Chris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFCMike 3,009 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, RandoEFC said: The UK government has just committed £330bn in guarantees to compensate individuals and companies who will be compromised financially over the coming months which is good. It's good and the mortgage thing is great. I notice there's nothing to support private renters or people in social/council housing though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: Reports of cases now coming from the likes of Ethiopia, Kenya and Somalia and literally all of North, Central and South America now have cases. Even Greenland have a case now I think! Somalia is a random one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,767 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 8 minutes ago, LFCMike said: It's good and the mortgage thing is great. I notice there's nothing to support private renters or people in social/council housing though? Possibly because their rent would be paid under universal income if they were out of a job. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 18 minutes ago, Inti Brian said: Somalia is a random one. Republic democratic of the Congo have also reported a few cases. It would be horrible if they were to have a serious outbreak as they are already going through a terrible one with Measles, mainly affecting the under 5s. 6,000 deaths and over 250,000 cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: Republic democratic of the Congo have also reported a few cases. It would be horrible if they were to have a serious outbreak as they are already going through a terrible one with Measles, mainly affecting the under 5s. 6,000 deaths and over 250,000 cases. Recently had an Ebola outbreak too. They are just waiting on the all clear from the WHO to tell them the outbreak is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Culture 1,651 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Mrs’ dad and sister made redundant in two separate jobs today. It’s going to be a shit...however long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy In Boots 607 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) I saw plans to build 10,000 ventilators urgently by the government who are prepared to wave a lot of red tape to get it done ASAP then they want 10,000 drops each month to build us up to 100,000 by year end. They need 14,000 quickly though as they want 20,000 to cope with the first peak they expect in early April and have gone to medical specialist manufacturers not JCB. can’t put anymore as I shouldn’t really say all this it was all hush hush under NDA’s etc In engineering terms though they haven’t fucked about it’s like when we went to Iraq it’s big money being spent quickly to get shit done in fairness they have legitimate drawings and specifications and they aren’t worried about price, it’s about speed and quality Edited March 17, 2020 by Fairy In Boots 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted March 17, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2020 Not stolen from @The Palace Fan, promise... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,767 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 No intensive care beds left in Bergamo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado 1,710 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Well done if you make through the second one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick 2,276 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Machado said: Well done if you make through the second one. Oh Christ haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted March 17, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, Machado said: Well done if you make through the second one. That's nothing. I've had a bronchoscopy and endoscopy done so that was easy to watch! She's lucky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 What about feet samples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick 2,276 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, MUFC said: What about feet samples? You offering those with your mouth? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted March 17, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2020 Peru is so good Dominic Raab forgot about it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,325 Posted March 17, 2020 Author Subscriber Share Posted March 17, 2020 EU decides to close all Schengen borders for at least 30 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,767 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 The US potential plan to give everyone in the country $1000 is interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,767 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Patrick Vallance reckons we could have 55000 infected in the UK. What needs questioning is if we have that many among us how come when the South Koreans tested over 200,000 people in 2 weeks they only actually found 8000 had it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted March 17, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Harvsky said: Patrick Vallance reckons we could have 55000 infected in the UK. What needs questioning is if we have that many among us how come when the South Koreans tested over 200,000 people in 2 weeks they only actually found 8000 had it. Yeah think he mentioned there's a potential of that many if it's 1 in 1000 cases that result in death. Bit confusing to say that but perhaps it's their way of ensuring people avoid the social contact and ensure the social distancing they've been trying to promote. 55,000 is still a hell of a lot of people and say if that's true, you're more likely to come in to contact with one of them. I'm also guessing that 55,000 takes in to account those individuals who may have it but also show no symptoms, but still be able to pass it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpache 672 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 42 minutes ago, Stan said: Peru is so good Dominic Raab forgot about it. Oh dear Only 60 though? I genuinely thought it would have been more. Guess they all left in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted March 17, 2020 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2020 6 minutes ago, Inti Brian said: Oh dear Only 60 though? I genuinely thought it would have been more. Guess they all left in time. Saw what you were buying in the shops and legged it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor 678 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 We are going to see more and more stupidity from celebrities. And this has to be the most Jared Leto things ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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