How Many Penalties Will Man Utd Get This Season?

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Quickly before they play their first game and are awarded their first penalty

Current pen tally. 

Liverpool 2
Manchester United 0 (rare)

[Spike]

One less than Liverpool.

[Dan+]

Unsure if it'll be as obviously corrupt as last season, probably depends on how much they're needed in the Champions League and how far off getting in there they are. I'll go 11-15.

[Eco]

With cup competitions, I suspect a solid 25.

[Bluewolf]

As long as they have kept up with their bungs easily 16-20+ 

[DeadLinesman]

Nice to see the rattlement continues without kicking a ball. 

[DeadLinesman]

4 hours ago, Dan said:

Unsure if it'll be as obviously corrupt as last season, probably depends on how much they're needed in the Champions League and how far off getting in there they are. I'll go 11-15.

So why exactly weren’t we given penalties in all those years we didn’t get into the Champions League previously? Suppose it doesn’t fit the tin foil hat rhetoric.........

Still, you managed a post without getting upset about Solksjaer, and for that, I salute you.

[Smiley Culture]

How many jimmies will United rustle the first time they win a penalty is a better question. 

[Bluewolf]

29 minutes ago, Smiley Culture said:

How many jimmies will United rustle the first time they win a penalty is a better question. 

I am going 5+ at the very least... 

[DeadLinesman]

35 minutes ago, Smiley Culture said:

How many jimmies will United rustle the first time they win a penalty is a better question. 

Even if it’s stonewall. Don’t get me wrong, we had two genuinely dodgy pens, but the rest were 50/50 calls or definite. Love a good conspiracy theory though to make up for another team absolutely bottling it.

[The Artful Dodger]

Just enough to keep the inept but nice Solskjaer in his job I hope.

[LFCMike]

1 hour ago, Smiley Culture said:

How many jimmies will United rustle the first time they win a penalty is a better question. 

Fucking hate this phrase. Reminds me of Cannabis

[Stan]

12.

About half will be legit.

 

Still can't believe that one Fernandes got against Villa  

[Devil-Dick Willie]

6 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

Nice to see the rattlement continues without kicking a ball. 

Oh the ball will be kicked alright. From about 12 yards. By this Fernandez fellow. 

[DeadLinesman]

1 hour ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Oh the ball will be kicked alright. From about 12 yards. By this Fernandez fellow. 

Hopefully about 38 times 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hopefully none and they don’t score enough goals this season and get relegated.

[AMG]

35

[Redcanuck]

Judging on how many penalties have bee awarded so far this season, I would say at least as many as last year, all of them justified of course.

[Dan+]

God knows how many they're getting against Leeds

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Manchester united have pulled one back

 

United 1 (after extra time)
Liverpool 2

[6666]

I forget exactly how many they got last season, think it was 22/23. It'll take some doing to beat that.

[The Artful Dodger]

That Fernandez not only has the rat faced look of Suárez but also the talent and diving too. Just need the racism and biting to complete the set. 
 

 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Update.

Leicester 5
Chelsea 2
Liverpool 2
Brighton 2
Manchester United 1. 

[Azeem]

Manches United 2

[Devil-Dick Willie]

Leicester 5
Chelsea 4
Manchester United 3

The slow grind has begun.