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12 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

It seems so. 

"I feel like we've know each other forever" ect ect. 20 minutes later gawk gawk gawk, 

She could be your lost sister from Hungarian side !? :coffee:

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20 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

I had sex with my housemate. Night 2. I'm a fucking idiot sandwich 

U a dum dum 

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1 minute ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Sometimes. At it's most amusing it is. 

The Fresh Prince of Wollongong. 

  • 1 year later...
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Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. 

Here is the timeline of events post this. 
Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. 

I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. 
The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) 

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7 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. 

Here is the timeline of events post this. 
Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. 

I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. 
The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) 

Don’t be a fucking prude. It’s not gay if it is one of the boys.

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19 minutes ago, Spike said:

Don’t be a fucking prude. It’s not gay if it is one of the boys.

In the wise words of Lady Gaga , Justin Timberlake and some other dude I dont know from Lonely Island;

 

 

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The people have spoken. You go get that dick, boy. 

As the old saying goes: "If two men fuck in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?" 

Posted
1 hour ago, Tommy said:

The people have spoken. You go get that dick, boy. 

As the old saying goes: "If two men fuck in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?" 

I can guarantee @Devil-Dick Willie doesn’t have the common courtesy to give a reach around

Posted
10 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

You're just mad because I can't physically reach around you that far you thick thick man. 

You can’t reach me, but my doodle can reach you.

  • 8 months later...
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On 24/02/2023 at 08:27, Devil-Dick Willie said:

Wow @MUFC reacted to one of my posts here and reading through this sent me in so many ways. Some funny funny material here. What a thread. 

Here is the timeline of events post this. 
Lenna and I dated for about a year, living together the whole time. She was very nice, attractive and absolutely insane (bi-polar and probably BPD too imo, fucking psych students are wild.) Her mental health deteriorated after about 6 months and it was a huge struggle from there. In march the year after I moved in we broke up and I moved out on my birthday on the 17th of April last year. 

I moved in with 2 strange women, one was 24 and one was 31. I IMMEDIATLEY slept with the 24 year old because I am a degenerate, but this time was smart enough to do it only once. 
The 31 year old was the only one of us on the lease and she let it expire after 6 months, despite telling us she wouldn't do that. I moved in with my friend James and a rando called Isaac October last year, and have been here since. (I have managed not to sleep with either of them as luckily they're both men) 

I moved again. Yay. Lease ended with no renewing and now I live with a different dude called Matt who I also have not shagged. Honestly, disappointing effort from me all things considered. 

I still can't believe @DeadLinesman called the shot he did hahahaha. 

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