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Posted
1 minute ago, DeadLinesman said:

This is the problem when you come of Facebook. Nobody knows when it’s a strangers birthday!!!!!! 

No worries, I have just added it into my calendar so that such a fiasco can never happen again!

Posted
2 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Oh shit, happy birthday @DeadLinesman even though I'm several days late now.

 

1 hour ago, DeadLinesman said:

Outrageous. But thank you X

Maybe he can give you one of his famous blow jobs to make up for it??? We all know you both like to get down and dirty... 

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I have been having some really weird dreams lately... don't know what's going on in my head I really don't... xD Last night I was in this big carpeted hall and me and this woman were spanking each other with them big long empty postal tubes and the first one to give in was the loser... She was on a stool bent over wearing a short skirt and stockings and I was taking ages to take my go because the view was so good and if I hit her too hard she told me to be quiet as I would wake her kids up... I need help.. B|

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Just now, nudge said:

I'd empty all the whisky shelves...

Don't doubt it for a second... B|

If I was a local shop and saw it was you that won it I would be cacking myself.... xD

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Just now, Bluewolf said:

Don't doubt it for a second... B|

If I was a local shop and saw it was you that won it I would be cacking myself.... xD

How do you win it, by the way? xD 

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