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A Wesley Sneijder look-alike once groped me at a bar. Actually that has happened several times, I seem to attract gays.

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Setting my head on fire was "fucked up" but not really disgusting. 

I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes.

Congrats on that one, I intend on beating it.

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34 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? 

 

Is this a German thing Tsubs?

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7 minutes ago, Any O'Brien said:

I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes.

 

Well, I'd say it's pretty close at least :|

Just now, Storts said:

 

Is this a German thing Tsubs?

 

Nein!

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15 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Only one post in and we have a winner xD that's fucked up Tank.

He's set too high a standard imo. How can we possibly follow that. 

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This thread has great potential but is seriously struggling to overcome the initial post. 

Just post the most disgusting/wrong thing you've done regardless of whether it stacks up to Danny...

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7 hours ago, Spike said:

I had sex once.

Well that's a lie.

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8 hours ago, Spike said:

I had sex once.

 

That's more disgusting from the woman's point of view. 

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1 hour ago, True Blue said:

I paid a Brazilian prostitute 2 dollars for a blow job. Later i found out that it is actually a Argentinian called Berserker, he posts here too.

I gave a gispy Bosnian family a bag of bread for a gangbang, turns out the eldest son was a pretty convincing David Villa lookalike drag queen, that also posts here. Small world.

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1 hour ago, Berserker said:

I gave a gispy Bosnian family a bag of bread for a gangbang, turns out the eldest son was a pretty convincing David Villa lookalike drag queen, that also posts here. Small world.

I never got the bag of bread you cheap Pele

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There's a guy in Birmingham who stands under a bridge on nights and ask's to be pissed on by revellers. Me and a mate have obliged a few times, he's mentally I'll obviously and he's getting off on it. 

Has to be said though when you're tipsy it's great watching your piss splash on some cunts forehead 20m below. If you're ever in Brum next to the Bullring opposite Tk Max out the back of new street around about 11 ish 

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42 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

There's a guy in Birmingham who stands under a bridge on nights and ask's to be pissed on by revellers. Me and a mate have obliged a few times, he's mentally I'll obviously and he's getting off on it. 

Has to be said though when you're tipsy it's great watching your piss splash on some cunts forehead 20m below. If you're ever in Brum next to the Bullring opposite Tk Max out the back of new street around about 11 ish 

Went to a Jimmy Carr gig a few weeks ago and when he asked "What's the weirdest thing someone has asked you in bed?" One womans response was that her partner asked her to piss on him.

Really don't understand why you'd want that but each to their own.

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54 minutes ago, Fairy In Boots said:

There's a guy in Birmingham who stands under a bridge on nights and ask's to be pissed on by revellers. Me and a mate have obliged a few times, he's mentally I'll obviously and he's getting off on it. 

Has to be said though when you're tipsy it's great watching your piss splash on some cunts forehead 20m below. If you're ever in Brum next to the Bullring opposite Tk Max out the back of new street around about 11 ish 

so you piss on a mentally ill person for fun?

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