Devil-Dick Willie 2,839 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 16,009 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nudge 13,282 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Jesus fucking Christ, Danny were you at least drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco 2,834 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 My God, the first thing I thought about sounds like walk in the park compared to Danny's confession. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco 2,834 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor 676 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) Not one bit surprised that Danny of all the people started this topic and like Cannabis stated, won the thing. I have touched by dad's ashes. It's sort of a tradition in Hindu culture, after you cremate the body you transfer the ashes into a pot. They are needed later on the tenth day, to perform other cultural things -- part of Hindu culture. Anyways, there were broken bones and stuff in those ashes, and because I touched them, I wasn't able to use my hands for dinner that night. I ate with a spoon on that night (we use hand in India as some might know, to eat) , despite washing my hands countless times. So, that was brave (and absolutely mental) of you, Danny. 3 hours ago, Tanksie said: Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. I am really curious to know about the rest of the things on your list, mate. Edited March 14, 2017 by IgnisExcubitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,206 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 What initially came to mind is eating fertilised duck eggs but I'm not even putting that on the level of eating human ash. I've done more embarrassing actions than 'fucked up' throughout my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado 1,599 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Sharing this forum with Danny-Boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,476 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Came into this thread........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,325 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Danny what the fuck. If that's what you do when you're bored i don't even want to imagine what you'll do when angry or on drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 4,980 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Continuing on from the act of cannibalism we just discovered, had a bowl of cereal that I didn't know was expired. Was Raisin bran crunch. The cereal had a bunch of these little small tan circular particles which at the time I thought were flax seeds. Little did I know these were moth pupa. Had two bowls worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batard 2,490 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Don't think I can compete with the opening post 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab 1,168 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Fucking hell. If someone tops the original post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mel81x 3,124 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Tanksie said: To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. Don't think I have ever heard human ash ever referred to as chocolate milk mix anywhere but props to you and I think it will be a long long time before someone tops what you've just done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 4,980 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mel81x said: Don't think I have ever heard human ash ever referred to as chocolate milk mix anywhere but props to you and I think it will be a long long time before someone tops what you've just done. https://southpark.cc.com/clips/153664/chocolate-milk-mix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBRFC 1,296 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Thread won on the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshBRFC 1,296 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cicero said: https://southpark.cc.com/clips/153664/chocolate-milk-mix The ladder to heaven? Brilliant episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 4,980 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, JOSHBRFC said: The ladder to heaven? Brilliant episode. Did it make you feel like crying?. Or did you think it was kinda gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robosys 6 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. definitely gonna stay up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 2,839 Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 8 hours ago, SirBalon said: What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? That is some woke shit fam 8 hours ago, nudge said: Jesus fucking Christ, Danny were you at least drunk? Nope. I am not seeing anyone put their stories forward. So I am going to assume you're all into some real sick shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,674 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, Tanksie said: That is some woke shit fam I know mate... Feel ashamed of myself because it's the most disgusting thing I've ever done asking that "question". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 1,988 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Surely not. I can't believe the opening post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy 10,079 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 196 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The most disgusting thing I ever did was join one of Brian's forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,206 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 A Wesley Sneijder look-alike once groped me at a bar. Actually that has happened several times, I seem to attract gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafa Beneathus 288 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Setting my head on fire was "fucked up" but not really disgusting. I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes. Congrats on that one, I intend on beating it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storts 2,307 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 34 minutes ago, Tsubasa said: You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? Is this a German thing Tsubs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy 10,079 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, Any O'Brien said: I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes. Well, I'd say it's pretty close at least Just now, Storts said: Is this a German thing Tsubs? Nein! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado 1,599 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 16 minutes ago, Any O'Brien said: licking cocaine out of someone's vomit 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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