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Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident.

 

To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'.

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10 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident.

 

To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'.

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Jesus fucking Christ, Danny xDxDxD were you at least drunk? 

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My God, the first thing I thought about sounds like walk in the park compared to Danny's confession. xD

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23 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident.

 

To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'.

What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten?

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1 minute ago, SirBalon said:

What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten?

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Not one bit surprised that Danny of all the people started this topic and like Cannabis stated, won the thing. 

I have touched by dad's ashes. It's sort of a tradition in Hindu culture, after you cremate the body you transfer the ashes into a pot. They are needed later on the tenth day, to perform other cultural things -- part of Hindu culture. Anyways, there were broken bones and stuff in those ashes, and because I touched them, I wasn't able to  use my hands for dinner that night. I ate with a spoon on that night (we use hand in India as some might know, to eat) , despite washing my hands countless times. So, that was brave (and absolutely mental) of you, Danny.

 

3 hours ago, Tanksie said:

 

Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. 

I am really curious to know about the rest of the things on your list, mate.

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What initially came to mind is eating fertilised duck eggs but I'm not even putting that on the level of eating human ash.

I've done more embarrassing actions than 'fucked up' throughout my life.

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Danny what the fuck. xD If that's what you do when you're bored i don't even want to imagine what you'll do when angry or on drugs.

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Continuing on from the act of cannibalism we just discovered, had a bowl of cereal that I didn't know was expired. Was Raisin bran crunch. The cereal had a bunch of these little small tan circular particles which at the time I thought were flax seeds. Little did I know these were moth pupa. Had two bowls worth. 

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Don't think I can compete with the opening post 😂

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Fucking hell. If someone tops the original post...

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5 hours ago, Tanksie said:

To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'.

Don't think I have ever heard human ash ever referred to as chocolate milk mix anywhere but props to you and I think it will be a long long time before someone tops what you've just done. 

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1 minute ago, JOSHBRFC said:

The ladder to heaven? xD Brilliant episode. 

 

Did it make you feel like crying?. Or did you think it was kinda gay? xD

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7 hours ago, Tanksie said:

Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident.

 

To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'.

:congrats: definitely gonna stay up there

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8 hours ago, SirBalon said:

What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten?

 

That is some woke shit fam

8 hours ago, nudge said:

Jesus fucking Christ, Danny xDxDxD were you at least drunk? 

Nope.

 

I am not seeing anyone put their stories forward. So I am going to assume you're all into some real sick shit!

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Just now, Tanksie said:

That is some woke shit fam

I know mate...  Feel ashamed of myself because it's the most disgusting thing I've ever done asking that "question". :ph34r:

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You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? 

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The most disgusting thing I ever did was join one of Brian's forums.

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A Wesley Sneijder look-alike once groped me at a bar. Actually that has happened several times, I seem to attract gays.

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Setting my head on fire was "fucked up" but not really disgusting. 

I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes.

Congrats on that one, I intend on beating it.

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34 minutes ago, Tsubasa said:

You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? 

 

Is this a German thing Tsubs?

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7 minutes ago, Any O'Brien said:

I would say licking cocaine out of someone's vomit is the worst thing I've done but doesn't compare to eating ashes.

 

Well, I'd say it's pretty close at least :|

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Is this a German thing Tsubs?

 

Nein!

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16 minutes ago, Any O'Brien said:

licking cocaine out of someone's vomit

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