Devil-Dick Willie 3,219 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 17,859 Posted March 14, 2017 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,183 Posted March 14, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2017 Jesus fucking Christ, Danny were you at least drunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco 3,008 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 My God, the first thing I thought about sounds like walk in the park compared to Danny's confession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 23 minutes ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco 3,008 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor 678 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Not one bit surprised that Danny of all the people started this topic and like Cannabis stated, won the thing. I have touched by dad's ashes. It's sort of a tradition in Hindu culture, after you cremate the body you transfer the ashes into a pot. They are needed later on the tenth day, to perform other cultural things -- part of Hindu culture. Anyways, there were broken bones and stuff in those ashes, and because I touched them, I wasn't able to use my hands for dinner that night. I ate with a spoon on that night (we use hand in India as some might know, to eat) , despite washing my hands countless times. So, that was brave (and absolutely mental) of you, Danny. 3 hours ago, Tanksie said: Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. I am really curious to know about the rest of the things on your list, mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,915 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 What initially came to mind is eating fertilised duck eggs but I'm not even putting that on the level of eating human ash. I've done more embarrassing actions than 'fucked up' throughout my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado 1,708 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Sharing this forum with Danny-Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,910 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Came into this thread........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,332 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Danny what the fuck. If that's what you do when you're bored i don't even want to imagine what you'll do when angry or on drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,227 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Continuing on from the act of cannibalism we just discovered, had a bowl of cereal that I didn't know was expired. Was Raisin bran crunch. The cereal had a bunch of these little small tan circular particles which at the time I thought were flax seeds. Little did I know these were moth pupa. Had two bowls worth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard 2,515 Posted March 14, 2017 Administrator Share Posted March 14, 2017 Don't think I can compete with the opening post 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab 1,257 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Fucking hell. If someone tops the original post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,477 Posted March 14, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Tanksie said: To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. Don't think I have ever heard human ash ever referred to as chocolate milk mix anywhere but props to you and I think it will be a long long time before someone tops what you've just done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,227 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 11 minutes ago, Mel81x said: Don't think I have ever heard human ash ever referred to as chocolate milk mix anywhere but props to you and I think it will be a long long time before someone tops what you've just done. https://southpark.cc.com/clips/153664/chocolate-milk-mix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber JoshBRFC+ 1,366 Posted March 14, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2017 Thread won on the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber JoshBRFC+ 1,366 Posted March 14, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted March 14, 2017 19 minutes ago, Cicero said: https://southpark.cc.com/clips/153664/chocolate-milk-mix The ladder to heaven? Brilliant episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 5,227 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 1 minute ago, JOSHBRFC said: The ladder to heaven? Brilliant episode. Did it make you feel like crying?. Or did you think it was kinda gay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robosys 6 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 7 hours ago, Tanksie said: Okay cunts. TFF was the most wretched collection of seat sniffers and window lickers I have ever encountered. On that note, what is the most fucked up thing you have ever done? There is no other criteria here, can be something physical, something you said, something intentional or something that happened by accident. To get the ball rolling, I ate some of my grandfathers ashes. Not too long ago either, no real reason. Wanted to tick eating a person off the bucket list I guess. Tasted more like bone than ash. Most certainly did not taste like 'chocolate milk mix'. definitely gonna stay up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,219 Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 8 hours ago, SirBalon said: What part of your grandfather's body do you think you may have eaten? That is some woke shit fam 8 hours ago, nudge said: Jesus fucking Christ, Danny were you at least drunk? Nope. I am not seeing anyone put their stories forward. So I am going to assume you're all into some real sick shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon 2,692 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Just now, Tanksie said: That is some woke shit fam I know mate... Feel ashamed of myself because it's the most disgusting thing I've ever done asking that "question". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,209 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Surely not. I can't believe the opening post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,237 Posted March 14, 2017 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2017 You guys are totally overreacting! He just wanted his grandpa inside him. Is that so bad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cure 197 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 The most disgusting thing I ever did was join one of Brian's forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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