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2 minutes ago, Lucas said:

People who use my butter at work and leave toast crumbs in it.

It's only fucking butter but come on...

And the toast crumbs create mould eventually too. Rancid. 

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People who write ridiculous TripAdvisor reviews. Although they can be quite funny sometimes. Just amazes me how many people think they know how to run a restaurant

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1. People who post snaps of them doing nothing expect recording themselves in their car with music in the background

2. People who think they're fitness experts and snap themselves lifting and making 'healthy choices' as if people give a  fuck

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4 minutes ago, Cicero said:

1. People who post snaps of them doing nothing expect recording themselves in their car with music in the background

2. People who think they're fitness experts and snap themselves lifting and making 'healthy choices' as if people give a  fuck

Those people are just attention whores

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24 minutes ago, Cicero said:

1. People who post snaps of them doing nothing expect recording themselves in their car with music in the background

2. People who think they're fitness experts and snap themselves lifting and making 'healthy choices' as if people give a  fuck

3. People who record themselves at football matches as if anyone with any level of sanity cares about their shitty vlogs. It's essentially filming your own reactions but to what end?! Seems to be more and more people doing it these days and they should be swiftly escorted out of a football ground and never allowed back in. 

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52 minutes ago, Azeem said:

4. People who don't hold the door open for you when they know you're coming, i always do

It's even worse when they look back as if to say "good for you, you managed to get in anyways"

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On 03/03/2019 at 19:07, Cannabis said:

Genuine motto that I live my life by; 

"He who is rude to the waiter, but nice to you is not a nice person". 

But what if the waiter’s a dick? 🤔

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On 04/03/2019 at 16:15, Lucas said:

People who use my butter at work and leave toast crumbs in it.

It's only fucking butter but come on...

@Lucas when I use his butter and he gets the arse because there’s some crumbs in there. 😄

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8 hours ago, Azeem said:

4. People who don't hold the door open for you when they know you're coming, i always do

People who hold a door for you when you're nowhere near it so you're under pressure to rush. I don't know if this is a regular thing but at work we have a flight of stairs with a door at the bottom and if someone hears you coming down the stairs they often hold the door. I've had to start going really slowly down the stairs to deter people from doing it xD

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36 minutes ago, ...Dan said:

People who hold a door for you when you're nowhere near it so you're under pressure to rush. I don't know if this is a regular thing but at work we have a flight of stairs with a door at the bottom and if someone hears you coming down the stairs they often hold the door. I've had to start going really slowly down the stairs to deter people from doing it xD

The opposite happens to me. Expect someone to hold the door and they let it bloody close meaning I have to get my fob out to open the door. 

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4 hours ago, ...Dan said:

People who hold a door for you when you're nowhere near it so you're under pressure to rush. I don't know if this is a regular thing but at work we have a flight of stairs with a door at the bottom and if someone hears you coming down the stairs they often hold the door. I've had to start going really slowly down the stairs to deter people from doing it xD

I don’t walk any quicker when that happens. Some get right narked when I do that.

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Talking about doors when I was working we had an elderly lady working in one of the companies who had Dwarfism yet she was a wonderful lady, jolly and friendly and I got on well with her, well, we had a set of fire doors going into a works passage and there was a small glass opening in both doors so you could see out into the passage and see if anybody was ready to use the door on the opposite side, the glass opening was head high and about 6ft in the middle of the door.

On this particular day, I was in a hurry, made my way to the doors, looked out of the glass opening, could not see anybody on the other side, used my fob and bashed the doors open, then all I heard was a yell and a thump, this lady with Dwarfism was lying flat on her back on the floor, she had been on the other side of the door and because I could not see her I sent her flying.

I have never felt so guilty in my life and helped her up saying all the apologies I could think off but this lovely lady named Marie just smiled and said: "Don't worry, I am ok...teaches me for being so small and standing too close to the door." I will never forget that and she walked away after I held the door open towards her car, god bless her. :x

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1 hour ago, CaaC - John said:

On this particular day, I was in a hurry, made my way to the doors, looked out of the glass opening, could not see anybody on the other side, used my fob and bashed the doors open, then all I heard was a yell and a thump, this lady with Dwarfism was lying flat on her back on the floor, she had been on the other side of the door and because I could not see her I sent her flying

Hahahahahahahahaha. Yes! 

That story played out exactly as I imagined it when I saw you mentioned doors, glass openings and dwarfism xD xD xD

 

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This does matter but I couldn't fine the 'Annoyances That Do Matter Thread'. I was reminded of it from something @Tommy said in the 'Things We Say.....' thread. When people keep their phones on silent so can't take your call because they haven't heard it. :39_angry:

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10 hours ago, Large said:

This does matter but I couldn't fine the 'Annoyances That Do Matter Thread'. I was reminded of it from something @Tommy said in the 'Things We Say.....' thread. When people keep their phones on silent so can't take your call because they haven't heard it. :39_angry:

My phone's always on vibrate. Can't remember the last time I had a ringtone! 

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7 minutes ago, Stan said:

My phone's always on vibrate. Can't remember the last time I had a ringtone! 

I even turn the vibrating off, because I hate being bothered by people xD

 

If I want to talk to you, I'll get back to you. If not, well... you'll know. 

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I normally have my phone on silent and no-vibrate since I'm normally in or heading to class, and I'll only very rarely remember to turn it back on until I see that I've missed a call.

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People who have an earpiece in connected to their mobiles which are in their pockets and talking away to someone and they are sitting right next to you on a bus or train, people stare at you thinking this person is talking to you next to them and you are ignoring them or the person is a crackpot just talking to him/herself. 

 

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Collective nouns being treated as singular in sports. Mainly talking about Twitter news. "Real Madrid signs Mendy", "Liverpool defeats Tottenham"... shut up.

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On 16/03/2019 at 07:37, Stan said:

My phone's always on vibrate. Can't remember the last time I had a ringtone! 

:S

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When you going shopping in your local town center, scallies are out. you will get some loud mouthed trollop telling her child off really loud in public, the nearby scallies get a buzz from it and start laughing in that muppet way. Its like ah ah ah ah.

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