Administrator Stan Posted April 18, 2020 Administrator Share Posted April 18, 2020 An @MUFC-esque kind of topic. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10156761194625213&id=500310212 I'm a sit-down kinda guy. I'm not fat enough yet where I have no space unlike Louise in the comments above Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Neither, we civilized people use bidets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted April 18, 2020 Author Administrator Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Berserker said: Neither, we civilized people use bidets. Thought only rich people had those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Stan said: Thought only rich people had those. I'd say most people have them here, obviously they do too in France and it's common in Spain and a few other countries in the Americas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted April 18, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted April 18, 2020 Good old sitting, arse cheeks spread and then the old bum wipe does me with toilet wipes after, close the top lid of the pan and flush to keep the body gasses inside the loo. 14 minutes ago, Stan said: An @MUFC-esque kind of topic. I would imagine he would like a lady standing there and he can look at her feet while wiping his arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted April 18, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted April 18, 2020 ...I read this thread while eating a sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, nudge said: ...I read this thread while eating a sandwich I wasnt eating a damn thing, yet I still feel repulsed. The answer to this question is simple; keep it to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted April 18, 2020 Author Administrator Share Posted April 18, 2020 2 hours ago, Rick said: I wasnt eating a damn thing, yet I still feel repulsed. The answer to this question is simple; keep it to yourself. Alright James. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Generally sit down but standing up can help clear up any extra mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 6 hours ago, nudge said: ...I read this thread while eating a sandwich You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted April 18, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted April 18, 2020 6 hours ago, nudge said: ...I read this thread while eating a sandwich 7 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said: You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you TBH that's the first thought that came into my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted April 18, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted April 18, 2020 9 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said: You thought it was gonna be about football matches didn't you Well didn't expect it to be about wiping for sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IgnisExcubitor Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 We wash, don't wipe. Just use the fucking spray, while sitting. It's more hygienic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted April 18, 2020 Author Administrator Share Posted April 18, 2020 1 hour ago, Danny said: Generally sit down but standing up can help clear up any extra mess What extra mess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 35 minutes ago, Stan said: What extra mess? Sometimes they’re a bit sloppy Stanley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Sit. Occasionally I will stand at the end and just a quick wipe to finish it off. Those bidet (is that the small sink thing next to the toilet or the spray of water from the toilet?) do you dry afterward? Also those in the sub continent do you use your left hand as toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted April 19, 2020 Subscriber Share Posted April 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Toinho said: Sit. Occasionally I will stand at the end and just a quick wipe to finish it off. Those bidet (is that the small sink thing next to the toilet or the spray of water from the toilet?) do you dry afterward? Also those in the sub continent do you use your left hand as toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 As a forum donator, I was hoping I wouldn't pay to read about shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted April 19, 2020 Author Administrator Share Posted April 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lucas said: As a forum donator, I was hoping I wouldn't pay to read about shit. This is the free content. The better content is in the Donators section . The Hot Babes Thread being the most popular is testament to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Me seeing thread title: Weird way for @Stan to be asking if any of us are in wheelchairs, better see what all this is about Me reading the original post: hahahahahhaha what the fuck 11/10 post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverted Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 ...Neither? Surely a kind of hunched, lean forward is the only practical way? I wasn't aware there was any other way of doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Inverted said: ...Neither? Surely a kind of hunched, lean forward is the only practical way? I wasn't aware there was any other way of doing it. Technically a stool to lift your feet up is the best way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 @MUFC I've found it. @Stan started it. I felt sure it was you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted February 8, 2023 Share Posted February 8, 2023 4 minutes ago, Gunnersaurus said: @MUFC I've found it. @Stan started it. I felt sure it was you My bad, the title of the thread started by Azeem was "How do you wipe your arse?" It was a beautiful thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 8, 2023 Author Administrator Share Posted February 8, 2023 50 minutes ago, MUFC said: My bad, the title of the thread started by Azeem was "How do you wipe your arse?" It was a beautiful thread. Do you think all Asians are the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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