Guest Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 20 hours ago, Tommy said: Random question. I am both. Which hand do you mastibate with?
Administrator Stan Posted January 29, 2022 Administrator Posted January 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Gunnersauraus said: Which hand do you mastibate with? Neither. @MUFCdoes it for him.
Guest Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 1 minute ago, Stan said: Neither. @MUFCdoes it for him. He probably uses both feet
DeadLinesman Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 I tend to sit on it for about 20 minutes before so it feels like a stranger.
Guest Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: I tend to sit on it for about 20 minutes before so it feels like a stranger. I remember once when I fell a sleep on my arm. Woke up and didnt know what it was. I shit myself
MUFC Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 13 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said: I tend to sit on it for about 20 minutes before so it feels like a stranger. Ever tried wanking after doing 80 press ups?
MUFC Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 21 hours ago, Tommy said: Random question. I am both. So you need both hands to wank? Proper show off.
DeadLinesman Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 25 minutes ago, MUFC said: Ever tried wanking after doing 80 press ups? @Happy Blue
Guest Posted January 29, 2022 Posted January 29, 2022 24 minutes ago, Tommy said: Its amazing how fast conversations can turn in this forum
Administrator Stan Posted January 29, 2022 Administrator Posted January 29, 2022 58 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said: Which hand do you mastibate with? 1 minute ago, Gunnersauraus said: Its amazing how fast conversations can turn in this forum This one is on you
Subscriber JoshBRFC+ Posted January 30, 2022 Subscriber Posted January 30, 2022 14 hours ago, Carnivore Chris said: Where @JoshBRFC used to live(in Burnley), they use their feet instead of their hands. I was in a pub over there last night, some of the sights mate
Toinho Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 On 29/01/2022 at 07:40, Tommy said: Random question. I am both. Humble brag Right handed
Whiskey Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 Write with my right. Wank people off with my left.
Toinho Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 Can you classify yourself as both unless you can do everything with both? It’s a tricky one especially when some people bowl left handed and bat handed etc. if you can write with both hands though I think you’re definitely both haha. This literally doesn’t apply to me though. I can use both feet very well but that’s about it
Toinho Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 Just now, Whiskey said: Write with my right. Wank people off with my left. And what a night that was.
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted January 30, 2022 Subscriber Posted January 30, 2022 I had a similar experience to Ruck when I was in school and they told me to try and write with my right hand instead of my left. I found it weird to be called out on it so I just continued to do so. Then, one day, out of the blue, my brain just gave up trying to be compliant and I was writing with my left again. I think most folks could do things with their left hand with time and practice, its really just a matter of realignment and forcing your non-dominant hand to just pick up the slack.
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted January 30, 2022 Subscriber Posted January 30, 2022 21 minutes ago, Mel81x said: I think most folks could do things with their left hand with time and practice, its really just a matter of realignment and forcing your non-dominant hand to just pick up the slack. Funny you should say that but last night I tried writing with my left hand for about 30 minutes, it was a bit shitty at first but it got better, trying real-writing was harder but just doing a single letter at a time was better than the real-writing but with more practise I reckon I could crack it in both writing forms. What about this "Tesseradecades," "Aftercataracts," and "Sweaterdresses" are the longest words you can type using only your left hand. If you find yourself only able to use the left side of your computer's keyboard, there are still plenty of words that you can type out. By using Q, W, E, R, T, A, S, D, F, G, Z, X, C, V, and B—the letters on the left side of the standard keyboard—you can not only tap out whoppers like "tesseradecades," "aftercataracts," and "sweaterdresses," you can also type "great," "vast," "water," "starter," "cascades," "retracts," "affects," "trees," "caves," "crests," "waver," "reverberate," "sat," "far," "raced," "faster," "created," "craters," "graves," "wasted," "arrested," and (perhaps best of all) "abracadabra! And this "Why Being a Left-Hander Makes Everything So Much Harder
Rucksackfranzose Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 5 hours ago, CaaC (John) said: Funny you should say that but last night I tried writing with my left hand for about 30 minutes, it was a bit shitty at first but it got better, trying real-writing was harder but just doing a single letter at a time was better than the real-writing but with more practise I reckon I could crack it in both writing forms. What about this "Tesseradecades," "Aftercataracts," and "Sweaterdresses" are the longest words you can type using only your left hand. If you find yourself only able to use the left side of your computer's keyboard, there are still plenty of words that you can type out. By using Q, W, E, R, T, A, S, D, F, G, Z, X, C, V, and B—the letters on the left side of the standard keyboard—you can not only tap out whoppers like "tesseradecades," "aftercataracts," and "sweaterdresses," you can also type "great," "vast," "water," "starter," "cascades," "retracts," "affects," "trees," "caves," "crests," "waver," "reverberate," "sat," "far," "raced," "faster," "created," "craters," "graves," "wasted," "arrested," and (perhaps best of all) "abracadabra! And this "Why Being a Left-Hander Makes Everything So Much Harder That's a lie I just typed "Rindfleischüberwachungaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" just using the left hand.
Happy Blue Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 People use knives? I just hold my fork in the right hand and use it to chop my food too
nudge Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Happy Blue said: People use knifes? I just hold my fork in the right hand and use it to chop my food too How do you cut your steak? With an axe? Or just swallow it whole
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted February 1, 2022 Subscriber Posted February 1, 2022 4 hours ago, Happy Blue said: People use knifes? I just hold my fork in the right hand and use it to chop my food too 6 minutes ago, nudge said: How do you cut your steak? With an axe? Or just swallow it whole He's a City supporter, he can't afford a knife so he uses a cake fork
Moderator Tommy Posted February 1, 2022 Author Moderator Posted February 1, 2022 Only people who listen to mainstream media use knives. People have teeth for a reason! Wake up sheeple.
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