Toinho Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Another interesting topic. What do you do when you wake up? Scream? Cry? Reach for a tissue? Caress or scratch certain areas? Check Facebook? Obviously after you open your eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted February 4, 2018 Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hope it's only 3am so I can go back to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverted Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Check my phone. If I've woken up early then I go back to sleep. If not then I check my messages and twitter for 10 minutes before I get out of bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Have a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 5, 2018 Administrator Share Posted February 5, 2018 Check phone. Scroll through social media. Come on here. So sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Dream of you xoxox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted February 5, 2018 Subscriber Share Posted February 5, 2018 Check my email. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Check the time on my phone then hang a slash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Stan said: Check phone. Scroll through social media. Come on here. So sad. Me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Check if I still have the sensation of touch to see if I’m still alive. Unstick my eyes from sleep by using my index and middle fingers. Check the time. Get out of bed. Never have I opened social media or anything internet related in bed... Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 3 hours ago, SirBalon said: Check if I still have the sensation of touch to see if I’m still alive. Unstick my eyes from sleep by using my index and middle fingers. Check the time. Get out of bed. Never have I opened social media or anything internet related in bed... Wow! My bed is where I do most my posting. Whether that is after work or after dinner. I stay on this bastard all the time, it's my chill place, no time for the sofa (my tv is in my room). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, Toinho said: My bed is where I do most my posting. Whether that is after work or after dinner. I stay on this bastard all the time, it's my chill place, no time for the sofa (my tv is in my room). I’m a kitchen person. Apart from sleep and work and always in my kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted February 5, 2018 Author Share Posted February 5, 2018 Just now, SirBalon said: I’m a kitchen person. Apart from sleep and work and always in my kitchen. Haha, in the last couple of weeks since I moved into a place on my own I have been cooking so much. Healthy stuff too. Now just to cut back on the beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carefreeluke Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Drink some water. Helps wake you up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Blue Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 I get up go to the bathroom brush my teeth and put my contact lenses, get dressed for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNORTHODOX Posted February 5, 2018 Share Posted February 5, 2018 Im a smoker so as soon I wake up I cough like fuck for a few minutes then light a ciggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 On 05/02/2018 at 00:39, Blue said: Have a wank Probably the only one who is being honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 On 05/02/2018 at 14:47, UNORTHODOX said: Im a smoker so as soon I wake up I cough like fuck for a few minutes then light a ciggie. So the couching has really made you want to quit then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inverted Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 With my classes finishing and it getting to the point where every day is basically devoted to researching and writing at home, I normally spend about 30 minutes lying in bed feeling sick with dread before I get up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 On 2/4/2018 at 15:21, Toinho said: Another interesting topic. What do you do when you wake up? Scream? Cry? Reach for a tissue? Caress or scratch certain areas? Check Facebook? Obviously after you open your eyes... Step 1: find your most recent posts. Step 2: wank furiously. Step 3: back to bed for an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UNORTHODOX Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 On 13/02/2018 at 00:48, Gunnersauraus said: So the couching has really made you want to quit then A pack of Cigs will cost like £12.50 in a few months so I have no choice but to quit now. fuck paying that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Who has a wank right after waking up? Unless you have serious morning wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 14, 2018 Administrator Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Cicero said: Who has a wank right after waking up? Unless you have serious morning wood. because they couldn't get it up the night before probs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted February 26, 2018 Share Posted February 26, 2018 Grab my iPad. Not because I want to check Facebook or my personal messages but because the bright glare of the screen helps me focus on waking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted February 26, 2018 Administrator Share Posted February 26, 2018 For the past few days and having been ill with a serious case of manflu I've been waking up and coughing up copious amounts of phlegm to clear my throat. Not gross at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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