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As a direct response to the "Cult Heroes" thread there's this. List snide players (past and present) that you'd love to see fail, there doesn't have to be a logical reason to any answer. The more players we get in here the merrier.

Ill kick off with;

Kevin Davies:

Talentless, shite footballer who's only attribute was to bully defenders and be an all round tosser. There was no skill, pace or technicality to his game just thuggish actions to everyone and anyone that went near him.

Daniel Sturridge:

Anyone that performs a celebration like that deserves AIDS and it's proof karma exists that he's always injured and therefore unable to do his moronic dance.

Lee Cattermole:

Dirty twat who's not a footballer. I'm yet to see him take control of a game or do something magic. There's a reason he's been at a shit club like Sunderland and it's evidence of how poor he is that he no longer gets a look in.

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Diego Costa

Terry

S. Ramos

Pepe

Rafinha

Kuranyi

KP Boateng

Behrami

Luiz

Stocker

Moreno

Sakho

 

Get on my level, plebs.

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Pogba and Lingard for their fucking dab or other shit choreographed celebrations

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Luis Suarez. The rat dog himself

Mario Gotze. Slimy little cunt. But did win Germany the world cup

Sergio Busquets. Need I say more

Kevin Davies. Grubbiest cunt I have ever seen play football? It's possible

Tim Cahill. Same reason as Davies. He was in the top 5 for fouls committed per game almost every season. Got injured fouling a man city player once (was hilarious) and was sent of in his last EPL game. Good times

Fabregas. Cunt prima donna. Some say Arsenal are holding him hostage to this very day.

Pepe. Dickhead one minute, in tears about what a dickhead he is the next.

Lucash Niell. Played for 10000 clubs. Sucked balls at every one of them.

Neymar. Vile little vagina.

Joleon Lescott. Put your head away for fuck sake, there are kids about.

Pogba. Dabbers will be castrated on sight.

John Terry. Grubby cunt personally oversaw the sacking of half a dozen managers in his time.

Steven Gerrard. The one club legend that tried to jump ship to Chelsea twice (even succeeded once for 10 minutes) Trying to hold the club you 'love' to ransom you grub.

Alex Morgan. Refuses to suck me off, what a bitch.

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Franck Ribery - Complete arrogant prick on and off the pitch. 

Rafinha - Total prick. 

Gökhan Töre  - Aggressive prick who threatens people with guns.

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

Luis Suarez. The rat dog himself

This guy is proof that evolution is gradual process, he is as smart as a wet fart. I get angry at him sometimes, for example when he dives, but he's so pathetic that i have to feel sorry for him immediately. I can't really hate this non-human.

Didn't you forget Aaron Cunt?

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When they were players I really disliked (almost hate) Materazzi and Mihaijlović. 

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Aaron cunt just misses out on being lumped in with these degenerates. He is in the next worst bunch alongside the likes of Andy Carroll, Wayne Rooney, Balotelli and that dickhead Van Der Vaart.

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Robben
Ribery
Rafinha
Pepe
Lasogga
Lahm
Suarez

 

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Rijkaard

Vinnie Jones

Zamarano

Mario Basler

Diouf

Michael Brown

Danny Mills

Ben Thatcher

Pepe

Ramos

Suarez

Diego

Busquets

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Jimmy Bullard can fuck right off. Shame we didn't ruin his knees any more.

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Mauro Icardi. Utter twat. Quite literally cheated former Sampdoria teammate Maxi Lopez by having an affair with his wife, took custody of his children and acted like an absolute dick about it. I think he's an overrated footballer and a genuine prick from what I've seen and heard.

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7 minutes ago, Cure said:

Should be unanimous. Nicolas Anelka.

what's he done wrong?

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Ronaldo

Diego Costa

Lewandowski (though I rate him extremely highly)

Lingard

Shawcross

 

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24 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Didn't he threaten his own fans in his autobiography too? xD. Seems like a good goal scorer but all round bellend.

He did. Another Sampdoria and Inter player, Antonio Cassano, said a few years back that he was against gay players entering the Italian National Team. What an arrogant prick. Whatever a person's sexuality it doesn't affect their ability to play football and shouldn't even be considered when picking players.

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Oh yeah... Definitely Nicholas Anelka and his crap everywhere he went "they treat me like a dog". Plonker!

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Roy Keane  - I bet he cribs in his sleeps instead of snoring.

David Beckham - Decent player who marketed himself (and continues too -- see the recent knighthood controversy) brilliantly, which was cringe inducing. 

Duncan Ferguson - I hated him, when he played for Everton. The only player that I have ever wished to see getting horribly injured on the field.

Fellaini - For his elbows.

El Hadji Diouf  - The worst player to ever wear the red shirt.

Hope Solo - Vile Human being, and also because she ruined the Fappening for me. Her leaks were more frightening than the scariest horror movie. 

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Dele Alli - Good player but a massive twat.

Jesse Lingard - See above minus the good player.

Paul Pogba -  I don't actually hate Pogba himself (though wouldn't say I really like him either) but it's funny seeing that grotesque transfer go up in flames.

Michael Chopra - Complete utter cunt.

N'Golo Kante - Nah I'm joking I still love him deep down, but you hurt me you did.

Ross Barkley - Don't see the fuss what so ever. Bit of a snide to boot.

Steven Caulker - Hate is going a bit far but find me a bigger fraud.

Mario Balotelli - Unfunny, over-hyped twat.

Samir Nasri - Hahahahahahahahaha have that you wanker.

Scott Brown - Shite, bottling cunt.

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10 hours ago, Cure said:

Mauro Icardi. Utter twat. Quite literally cheated former Sampdoria teammate Maxi Lopez by having an affair with his wife, took custody of his children and acted like an absolute dick about it. I think he's an overrated footballer and a genuine prick from what I've seen and heard.

Maxi Lopez was dumped because he was cheating. lmao When you put three superficial idiots together what do you think will happen? I have no sympathy for Lopez, he knew what he was marrying and whose to say he was even a good father?

 

9 hours ago, Cure said:

He did. Another Sampdoria and Inter player, Antonio Cassano, said a few years back that he was against gay players entering the Italian National Team. What an arrogant prick. Whatever a person's sexuality it doesn't affect their ability to play football and shouldn't even be considered when picking players.

I'm pretty sure he said that he didn't want gay players coming out because of the stigma.

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Xavi and Busquets (early in his career) were unbearable. Even Puyol was greatly irritating around the 2010 World Cup.  Ceeeeesc is suffeeeeering.

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27 minutes ago, Spike said:

Xavi and Busquets (early in his career) were unbearable. Even Puyol was greatly irritating around the 2010 World Cup.  Ceeeeesc is suffeeeeering.

Xavi and Puyol?

Model characters in football.  What you're talking about is you didn't want them to win and seeing them prancing about celebrating made you feel that way.

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