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By demand of Fairy in boots.

A place to ask the most important questions in life, such as

 

Is the earth flat?

Why can jet fuel melt steel beams but not passports?

How do 2 planes take down 3 towers?

Why are all the Kennedy's dead?

Why did Bin Laden look younger and younger in his videos?

Why do Jew hating ISIS never attack Jews, or the Jewish pipeline that runs through their tinpot nation?

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Who the fuck framed Rodger Rabbit? 

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32 minutes ago, Panflute said:

The Earth is not flat. It's turtles all the way down.

Wrong. It's actually four elephants propped up on a giant tortoise than swims through the cosmos. I had you pegged for a man of intelligence as well.

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Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

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Why do people insist that Wales exists?

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Who let the dogs out?

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1 hour ago, Spike said:

Why do people insist that Wales exists?

As a man of the internet, I assume you're aware of the Finland conspiracy?

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5 hours ago, Tanksie said:

By demand of Fairy in boots.

A place to ask the most important questions in life, such as

 

Is the earth flat?

Why can jet fuel melt steel beams but not passports?

How do 2 planes take down 3 towers?

Why are all the Kennedy's dead?

Why did Bin Laden look younger and younger in his videos?

Why do Jew hating ISIS never attack Jews, or the Jewish pipeline that runs through their tinpot nation?

Bus chucker!

As it's up, where do we stand on operation mockingbird? 

 

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No mention yet of the greatest conspiracy of all, God :219_fisherman_fishing_at_a_lake::ph34r:

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No mention at all of how conspiracy theories are just a tool of the right-wing bourgeoisie to pre-occupy disaffected workers with other explanations for their woes and fears, and prevent them from developing class consciousness. 

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5 hours ago, HoneyNUFC said:

No mention yet of the greatest conspiracy of all, God :219_fisherman_fishing_at_a_lake::ph34r:

The reptilian people one always gets me.

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3 hours ago, Tanksie said:

No mention of how Dinosaurs are a conspiracy as well. Was it madlad who fired off that little ripper?

Don't be stupid ya daft fool. They were thrown off the planet when the flat earth flipped around when the meteors hit it.

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Had the potential to be a decent thread but the usual spastics showed why the debate subforum would be pointless on here

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10 hours ago, Tanksie said:

No mention of how Dinosaurs are a conspiracy as well. Was it madlad who fired off that little ripper?

We all know what happened to the Dinosaurs. 

sorry-rex-the-ark-is-full.jpg

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4 hours ago, Salford Kel said:

Had the potential to be a decent thread but the usual spastics showed why the debate subforum would be pointless on here

It's a conspiracy to keep you quiet.

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How Teso didn't win Member of the month for April. 

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@Cannabis '

'Cure, Berserker, HoneyNUFC, Diane Abbott and Top Cat are all the same person. '

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Sorry for giving this shitty old thread a bump... BUT:

I just learned flat earthers believe that there is no space, there are no pictures of earth from space, and it's just a water illusion.

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Flat earthers are in themselves a conspiracy. A considerable portion of them are masterful trolls.

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6 hours ago, Panflute said:

Flat earthers are in themselves a conspiracy. A considerable portion of them are masterful trolls.

Some of them are, but I think you'd be surprised how many people actually believe it. The subreddit is funny though because they're all trolls.

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8 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Some of them are, but I think you'd be surprised how many people actually believe it. The subreddit is funny though because they're all trolls.

I know their former vice president personally and he told me most of them were doing it for a laugh although there are a few who genuinely believe that crap, including the founder.

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Reddit is a heck of a place for odd people finding a community of the like minded. 

The Red Pill and Incels subreddits are both highly unnerving but occasionally fascinating to read. 

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On 8/17/2017 at 6:48 AM, Panflute said:

I know their former vice president personally and he told me most of them were doing it for a laugh although there are a few who genuinely believe that crap, including the founder.

 

Those motherfuckers go deep.

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17 minutes ago, Tanksie said:

 

Those motherfuckers go deep.

They do. I remember him giving an interview on Irish national radio and it was amazing.

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Randomly read a load of conspiracy stuff on Madeline McCann the other week. How true some of the "statements" were is something to look into but there was some damning stuff in there. 

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