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As a fellow regular wfh-er I can confirm.

Still doesn't beat this: Not sure if I want to laugh or cry

I swear to god, my face has never been as itchy in my life as it has been these last few weeks

Washing your hands constantly is the easy part. You know what I've learned pretty recently after trying to make sure I don't get the virus or spread the virus... I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TOUCHING MY FACE, I TOUCH MY FACE ALL THE TIME WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT AND THEN CATCH MY HAND ON MY FACE AND THINK 'AW FUCK I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.' It's ridiculous, I never knew how much I put my hands on my face.

Fucking hell.

We're a small football forum, not a fortune 500 company...

'Fast & Furious 9' premiere will happen because 'We need movies now more than ever' Vin Diesel

Forgot it was on tonight but I’ve got it recorded on Sky Q so will catch up on it next few days. Really enjoyed the last series!

Yes I know But I'm still kind of excited to see what they come up with for this official product!

There is something on steam where you have all the F1 drivers and real teams.

Awesome. I used to play the shit out of Grand Prix Manager 2 back in the day (actually still 4-5 years ago with updated driver line-ups etc.).

Only 19 officially confirmed cases in the whole Indonesia, the government didn't disclose most of their locations. They are doing the same thing as most other countries in the region - test very few people and don't report much because their economy depends on tourism so they desperately try to brush it under the rug.

Sick pay can start from day 1. That's the only change I know of. Doubt they'll do much more right now. If things escalate then financially it is going to get very complicated for individuals and businesses. Civil service will be planning for that behind closed doors. At the moment if your average pay is over a certain amount you get statutory sick pay, even if zero hours. Less than that you need to go through universal credit, so it isn't really any different to what it was before.

Because we're not idiots and neither is he. He's using a VPN/proxy so blocking IPs is pointless.

It's for sure a regular or ex-regular member, he's aware of the forum banter, and not only this one's but the old one. I've actually narrowed it down to about 5 or 6 members.

UK decided not to move to delay phase yesterday over worry it could cause fatigue by doing so early and send businesses bust. Delay phase means no large gatherings, work from home where you can etc. Anticipated that once that starts it could last for a long time. One thing they should have done is to make anyone with cold or flu symptoms lock themselves away. This is likely to blow up by someone thinking they can't and don't have it and cracking on with life. In South Korea 50 people in a call centre all caught the virus. Unless super carrier, someone must have turned up to work thinking nothing of what they had. In Italy quite clearly hundreds had it whilst thinking they couldn't possibly have it. That is the mindset that spreads this virus faster.

Brian shits in Berserker's morning yerba due to this degrading insult

I've honestly never felt so welcomed by people before. In the hotel, in the cannabis social club, at Camp Nou, on the streets, I was treat like I was a king or something at times. It's probably with being an Englishman speaking Spanish and being open and friendly. I should have took @nudge's advice 10 years ago when it comes to going away on your own, you end up seeing everything and it offers very different experiences, as it has done on all 3 of my solo trips now. It was fantastic and I must have done like 50 mile walking overall, literally. It's not even an exaggeration. I walked 17 mile on Friday alone. Then on Sunday I probably did the same amount of miles but to another part of the city. It actually felt like I was there much longer than 4 and 1/2 days due to how much I did and saw and the pure amount of people I met, a high majority being latin-americans and people from the USA.

I agree with the general idea of western societies tending to lean more towards individualism and eastern cultures towards collectivism (to a certain degree) - but I'd say it has been changing pretty fast in recent years and I personally wouldn't generalise too much. As an example related to this: just yesterday 80 Thai workers returning from South Korea were supposed to be escorted to a naval base for screening and quarantine but escaped the airport in Bangkok instead and are now being searched for.

Well it would be wrong not to say a hat full of goals was due in a home game for us, so it was no surprise we at last had some end product to the over whelming control we tend to have in home fixtures. It must be stressed, Everton were shocking and got exactly what they deserved. Our manager again changed formation opting for a 4 at the back, Zouma shocking as the left sided CH. Not sure what Dave was doing for most of the game and Rudiger was running around trying to put out fires whenever Everton crossed the half way line. Alonso, unable to get as far forward as when in a 5, had a adequate enough time. Two games we have seen young Billy Gilmore and he has proved beyond doubt all I have said about Jorginho being a complete and utter fucking waste of a Chelsea shirt. There is no debate and we must now look forward to fucking him off our Island back to whoever is mug enough to sign him. Billy on the other hand has a huge future in the game and I am sure we will suffer plenty of lines from the garbage press on other clubs wanting to sign him come the summer. Our manager after the game, loving the press conference where he stopped our press officer from ending the conference too early as he was enjoying so much taking questions on how his management at last had something to stick his chest out too in the hope it would get rubbed. Me on the other hand was hoping one of the garbage press would ask him why it took till February for Giroud to start a premier league game and how many points has that decision cost our club? Gilmore was named man of the match by Sky. Its not unusual for them to get it wrong, which they did again Sunday. Barkley was FANTASTIC. Really run the game going forward and had enough energy to do plenty of work without the ball too. I honestly think there is a very good player in him which just needs to be brought to fruition far more often than either Everton or ourselves have seen. I hope he gets a run in the team, but one thing we have learnt with Frank, its unlikely as he tends to change far too many times. The front three all played very well with Willian making the Everton back line look like they were all carrying a Fridge each as they ran back towards their goal. Even Pedro managed to get free of them for his goal, which was opened up by a defence splitting ball from Barkley. Villa next and a chance to see the other player I would most like to see wearing a Chelsea shirt next season. Grealish. Come on John, work your magic!

Met my nephew today!

Great stuff from Ronaldo

To be frank, the only reason that match was stopped is that Hopp is a billionaire and can afford the necessary costs to suit the clubs for these banners, while the minorities that get usually discriminated against lack the financial background to do so, in my honest opinion.

Kurupt killed this beat.

Nice.

Seems like the domino effect is starting.

VW stopped selling Diesels in America