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[Stan]

9 minutes ago, LaSambadeStGermain said:

How is the idea of having the forums first annual member opinions? Doesn't feel right if I open it myself.

Or Toony could introduce us to BOTU

why

[Guest]

Just now, Stan said:

why

I feel like it's more right for a moderator or admin to open it. I'm still a new member, or rather "returning" after only being on the old forum for 3-4 months. 

[Guest]

Just now, Cannabis said:

For a £30 donation we will allow you to open it yourself.

Thanks for the offer but unfortunately I'm living on the streets after betting on Liverpool to finish outside the top 4

[Cure]

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I feel like it's more right for a moderator or admin to open it. I'm still a new member, or rather "returning" after only being on the old forum for 3-4 months. 

Three months? Felt more like a fucking eternity.

[Toinho]

Just start it mate.

[SirBalon]

Just when you thought football merchandise couldn't get any worse...  Here you have football club coffins! 

Have to give it to them, it does look like the Santiago Bernabéu.

[Toony]

Oh dear 

Though I do suppose some people may be interested in them but I can imagine that a lot of time and effort will go into making them.

[Berserker]

1 hour ago, SirBalon said:

Just when you thought football merchandise couldn't get any worse...  Here you have football club coffins! 

Have to give it to them, it does look like the Santiago Bernabéu.

I believe we're the precursors on this, we have had them here for fucking ages.

Edited May 26, 2017 by Berserker

[SirBalon]

42 minutes ago, Berserker said:

I  believe we're the precursors on this, we have had them here for fucking ages.

Who would do something like that though? 

[Berserker]

36 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

Who would do something like that though? 

Fanatics.

[Storts]

You'd have to kill me before I ever used one of those. Goodness me

[Honey Honey]

I bought a 9 pack of bog roll and my new flatmate who I share a bathroom with has used 8 and a half rolls in about a month. 

This isn't the first French woman I've known to use a hell of a lot of bog roll. What are they doing? @Batard

 

[Stan]

13 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said:

I bought a 9 pack of bog roll and my new flatmate who I share a bathroom with has used 8 and a half rolls in about a month. 

This isn't the first French woman I've known to use a hell of a lot of bog roll. What are they doing? @Batard

 

[Batard]

1 hour ago, HoneyNUFC said:

I bought a 9 pack of bog roll and my new flatmate who I share a bathroom with has used 8 and a half rolls in about a month. 

This isn't the first French woman I've known to use a hell of a lot of bog roll. What are they doing? @Batard

 

Are you not a fastidious wiper, Harv? 😂

[Honey Honey]

33 minutes ago, Batard said:

Are you not a fastidious wiper, Harv? 😂

I eat the perfect amount of fibre to not need to use 2 rolls a week 

[Honey Honey]

Well that was the wrong topic to reopen whilst eating my sandwich 

[Cure]

8 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said:

Well that was the wrong topic to reopen whilst eating my sandwich 

What topping? If it's pineapple we're through.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Cure

[Stan]

crisp sandwiches or baguettes. full on, 100% yes. 

fuck your pineapple. 

[Honey Honey]

Is there even such a thing as pineapple on a sandwich 

It was egg and cress.

[Berserker]

6 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Egg is fucking vile.

If it's not being used to make a cake it should be removed from existence. 

Love me some fucking omelette du fromage. But i agree it's an atrocity on a fucking sandwich, jam & cheese for me or lettuce, tomato & onion plus meat or sardines.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Berserker

[nudge]

I once had an egg on a pizza... It was fucking weird, but hungover me kind of enjoyed it.

[Batard]

Hard boiled eggs in curry sounds wrong ... but tastes so good 

[Bluebird Hewitt]

39 minutes ago, nudge said:

I once had an egg on a pizza... It was fucking weird, but hungover me kind of enjoyed it.

I've had one on a pizza just for sheer curiosity. Wasn't as bad as I was expecting.

[Honey Honey]

38 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

 

Shove your eggs up your arse .

 

Why would I put them back where they came from 

[Cure]

52 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

It's my mothers birthday so I'm heading to a steakhouse in a few minutes. Blue/Rare fillet with butter and peppercorn sauce is where it's at. 

Shove your eggs up your arse .

Blue rare? Are you mad? Bet the myoglobin drips right out of it.

Edited May 27, 2017 by Cure