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7 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

Why do you like willies?

Only yours.

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have you ever thought of shaving your head?

if you could live in the UK, where would it be and why?

when is your birthday?

what celebrities have you met and which was your favourite?

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  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?
  • Apart from the Australian national side...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?
  • If you were to move away from Australia and discounting Japan where you've lived, where would be your favoured place to go and live?
  • If you could change something about the area where you live, what would it be?
  • Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?
  • If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return, what would it be?
  • Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?
  • Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.
  • If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 

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do you believe that you will be a better mod than @Cannabis on this site? 

 

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What is the most disturbing porn you've seen?
How bad is your case of "yellow fever"?
How old was the oldest woman you've been with?

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You have a plunger, 12 ostrich eggs, and 2 balls of yarn. What is the color orange?

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Do you play bash the Paki or bash the poof on your friday nights out? 

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On ‎6‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 6:09 AM, Anton said:

Only yours.

Not mine? :(

If you could punch anyone famous in the face with no repercussions whatsoever, who's face would you punch?

Best metal band ever?

Best metal band of the last 5 years (if any)?

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What's the best thing about being back in Australia?

What's the worst thing about being away from Japan?

Would you like to call me senpai? 

What are Japanese women like in general?

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11 hours ago, Stan said:

have you ever thought of shaving your head?

if you could live in the UK, where would it be and why?

when is your birthday?

what celebrities have you met and which was your favourite?

1. Used to have my hair very short but not like deadlinesman. Have considered it for charity reasons. Maybe do it one day. 

2. Wish you said UK and Ireland :( I would live out near London probably Berkshire way. I have family out there and there's some nice areas! Not too far into London too. 

3. 2nd March. Baby. 

4. Sir Bobby Charlton. I can't even compare anyone else to meeting him. But have met a few Aussie players soccer and cricket over the years. Kim Hughes, John Aloisi, and like the whole glory team. 

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When you first went to Japan how many times did you hear the words 'Crocodile Dundee' mentioned? 

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20 hours ago, SirBalon said:
  • What's your most embarrassing moment in your life where you thought "Please lord bury me"... Tell all!

    Probably as a 16 year old tending my mates sports shop on a quiet Sunday morning. Basically no customers, only me working, first time, no toilet, busting... and it just came out. Like literally couldn't control it. Spent the next 20 odd minutes mortified and stunned, two mates rocked up and I said I spilled juice all over myself and had to rush home to change. Yeah...not sure they bought that. There's probably like 40 drunken moments too.
  • For whatever reason (an important one maybe), have you ever had to be a hypocrite and pretend to like someone or agree with something you are against.

    Almost my entire teaching career in Japan. Spent most of the time having to agree to some bullshit idiotic backwards school policies and ways of doing things (same goes with liking the family that employed me). I later become more open and honest in some situations because I knew I was leaving. Never been like that in my work history back in Australia though.
  • Have you ever cheated on your (or a) partner?

    Drunkenly had a few kisses. Not proud moments nor do I think they will happen again. Young and dumb.
  • Apart from the Australian national side...  What's the most excited you have ever been in a football match where you went unusually mental?

    I will exclude Perth Glory too, as I am always mental when watching those purple pansies. I tend not to be too passionate about watching football anymore unless it's a side I follow However, I used to go quite mental when Timmy Cahill would score against Livershite. Most my mates are Liverpool fans.
     
  • If you were to move away from Australia and discounting Japan where you've lived, where would be your favoured place to go and live?

    So many places I would love to have a go at. Always had a desire to work in England or Germany. Realistically England would be by far the easiest, but most favoured would have to be Germany I think. Just something about the place.
     
  • If you could change something about the area where you live, what would it be?

    Less aboriginals :ay:
    And that the pub reopens.
     
  • Do you have a phobia, if so what is it?

    Nothing I completely panic over, but I actually, quite embarrassingly feel uncomfortably around big dogs. Not that I am terrified, but I have never grown up around dogs and do not know how to react with them. Also, I dislike snakes. Not a phobia but fuck them off. I probably have a phobia of long term commitment too.
  • If reincarnation exists and you couldn't come back as a human being but could choose what to return, what would it be?

    I would think a sea turtle would be cool, but just far too dangerous. Maybe a dolphin. That would be nice.
  • Have you ever envied someone, if yes, why and whom?

    Yeah, I have. I don't really any more. But when I was younger, I had a bit of a terrible time with envy in some regards. It was mainly around football. I would be envious of opportunities given to other players whom I thought were not as good as me etc.
     
  • Even if totally out of the ordinary (or it may not be out of the ordinary), what would be your dream job or maybe owning some sort of business...  Tell us about your thoughts on that.

    I would love to open up a bar called 'The Iron Maiden'. Not sure the job would be my dream job, but from a business perspective would be cool. Dream job would've been a pro football player. I haven't given up ha ha.
     
  • If you wasn't you, but you were introduced to you and due to shared friends you suddenly started to see more of you...  What would be your thoughts on you and would you make a close friendship with you?  In total...  What would be the resume you think others that know you, think. 

    I would initially think I was a bit stand-offish but would realise that I wasn't such a bad guy and that I had some funny jokes and was pretty laid back. A close friendship? Not sure, I would probably get the vibe that I don't have a strong urge to form close relationships due to knowing a huge amount of people and always socially fluttering around different groups. I do have some close friends though. Perhaps that's how people perceive me.

 

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20 hours ago, Stan said:

do you believe that you will be a better mod than @Cannabis on this site? 

 

Without doubt. Better than most, in fact.

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17 hours ago, Cannabis said:
  1. Did it prove difficult finding a job in a school given your track record of being on the Sex Offenders List?
  2. Would you agree that @Stan and Wednesday4Life are the same person? 
  3. What is the best thing about living in Australia (and what is the best thing about living in Japan?)
  4. How proud would you be if David Villa himself, @True Blue moved to Perth Glory?
  5. Have you ever masturbated at work?
  6. If you had a pound for every time you'd sniggered at @DeadLinesman's bald head how rich would you be?
  7. Who is your favourite ever footballer and why?
  8. Myself, @Saturdays Are For The Boys, @SirBalon and @Spike arrive at your house with a bottle of bleach, some whiskey and a large jar of peppermints. How does the night proceed?
  9. What will the Australian A-League look like in ten years time? 
  10. How excited are you to see @Rab's selfies from Orlando's hottest nudist beach?

1. Between you and me, they've relaxed a lot of laws recently. Which helped.
2. Some people believe they are not the same person?
3. Best thing about living in Australia is probably the pace of life. Although the opening hours for stuff in Perth is just shite. Best thing about Japan was feeling like a mini-celebrity due to the fact I was an average looking white man (and the awesome bar life).
4. We don't appreciate divers at Perth Glory. So wouldn't want him. We want the anglo-saxons thanks.
5. No! I got a blowjob on a lunch break once from a gf. (Before my teaching days) Have you?
6. I would be on par with the queen in wealth.
7. Tim Cahill. He just performed so well for club and country and made us proud on so many occasions. I also really admired Paul Scholes and Andy Cole.
8. Saturdays are for the boys decides to see if he could fit a peppermint into his peehole. Sir balon quickly offers to do it for him. Whilst those two are perhaps borderlining on a very homo experience, you, me and spike play a kind of russian roulette game with the whiskey and the bleach. We carefully pour 5 empty coke cans with whiskey, and 1 with bleach. We get sir balon to mix them around with his anus so we dont know which is which. He has numbered them too. We are told to choose a number and then take a big gulp. Cannabis shouts "I want number 2". He drinks  it and immediately feels incredibly unwell. Spike jumps up and says, "I dropped a number 2 in that when you weren't looking, you've just been spike'd!". I run away and move to Japan.
9. Hopefully it'll have a second tier, so we can have relegation and promotion. Healthy crowds at each of the clubs, and an improved standard.
10. Yet to see them. Will report back.

 

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20 hours ago, nudge said:

What is the most disturbing porn you've seen? Probably only the lame 2 girls and 1 cup or whatever that messed up shit is called!
How bad is your case of "yellow fever"? Yeah, pretty bad to be honest. It's crazy. Never had it until a few months living in Japan. I still fancy a decent asian these days.
How old was the oldest woman you've been with? 43. Twice. Different ladies. So, 86?

Lot's of sexual questions from you Nudge. Need me to visit?

20 hours ago, Saturdays Are For The Boys said:

You have a plunger, 12 ostrich eggs, and 2 balls of yarn. What is the color orange?

42

20 hours ago, Spike said:

Do you play bash the Paki or bash the poof on your friday nights out? 

I'm not from Sydney.

14 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Not mine? :( I honestly like yours better.

If you could punch anyone famous in the face with no repercussions whatsoever, who's face would you punch? Donald Trump (long list though, first thing my drunk brain jumped to)

Best metal band ever? Iron Maiden. Duh. ;)

Best metal band of the last 5 years (if any)? Honestly, haven't listened to any new bands! I am still living in the past. Can you recommend anyone?

 

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1 minute ago, Anton said:

Lot's of sexual questions from you Nudge. Need me to visit?

xD Nah, looking at your answers, I'm probably too young for you :ph34r:

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13 hours ago, Tsubasa said:

What's the best thing about being back in Australia? Friends and family.

What's the worst thing about being away from Japan? The relationships I built there. I had a great life there. Living it up in many regards.

Would you like to call me senpai? No.

What are Japanese women like in general? Hard to generalise. Quite different to western women. You still have your similar categories of 'airheads' 'skanks' 'normal ones' etc. But their mannerisms are just so different, dress sense, the dating game is completely different too. Overall, quite shy and reserved, and kind. Ever so kind. But I don't generally attract bad girls, or hot bitches.

 

4 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

When you first went to Japan how many times did you hear the words 'Crocodile Dundee' mentioned? Like no times man! I heard some from other foreign staff like later into my time there!

 

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4 minutes ago, nudge said:

xD Nah, looking at your answers, I'm probably too young for you :ph34r:

How old are you? I'll let you know.

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3 minutes ago, Anton said:

How old are you? I'll let you know.

Haha. Turning 32 later this summer.

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Just now, nudge said:

Haha. Turning 32 later this summer.

Good age. Not sure what you look like. Nice personality though.

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3 hours ago, nudge said:

Haha. Turning 32 later this summer.

that's about 25 years older than Anton likes :ph34r:  

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1 minute ago, Stan said:

that's about 25 years older than Anton likes :ph34r:  

Nah, you're thinking about Batard here, his gf is 7 :ph34r:

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1) Is Chu-hi the most delicious drink out there?!?!? i already know the answer is yes :D

2) Did you ever go to a Maid Cafe?

3) Where was your favourite place in Japan?

4) What is a must see/do in Japan thats lesser known about then the usual?

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1. You're from Australia? So you must know my mate Jarrad Denham then?

2. Have you ever owned a ute?

3. Do you prefer Vegemite or Marmite?

4. What the hell is a Tim Tam?

5. Why do Aussies wear underwear on their feet?

6. Have you ever used the terms 'dead dingo's donger', 'bottling his blood's worth' and/or 'fair suck of the sav'?

7. Do you have fond memories of Stan Lazaridis?

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Its a well known fact that a woman who you meet in person over a certain age will always try and knock 3 to 5 years off their real age. 

But these days with Photo Shopping and Cropping its possible that a woman who you have never met could in effect try and knock anywhere between 5-8 years off their age and you would be none the wiser. 

If the latter was true would you still be interested in dating Nudge if you ever met? 

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16 hours ago, Viva la FCB said:

1) Is Chu-hi the most delicious drink out there?!?!? i already know the answer is yes :D It is dangerously good. I recall when I visited Japan on holiday and I tried a few of the big cans..get's you drunk quick when you grab the 8-9% alcohol strong ones!

2) Did you ever go to a Maid Cafe? Shockingly, no.

3) Where was your favourite place in Japan? Tough one. I loved the top of Mt Akagi (Mt Moon from Pokemon haha), but also loved the city vibe in Kobe. The snowy awesomeness of Hokkaido. I can't pick!!

4) What is a must see/do in Japan thats lesser known about then the usual? A town called Nikko is beautiful. Waterfalls, lakes, monkeys, and shrines/temples. Fairly popular within Japan, but probably not on most people's lists of places to visit. Then you have Miyajima island which is famous but I feel more people would do Osaka, Tokyo and Kyoto, than head down to Hiroshima way (where that island is).

 

15 hours ago, Large said:

1. You're from Australia? So you must know my mate Jarrad Denham then? Yeah, he's an ex-convict yeah?

2. Have you ever owned a ute? Nah :(

3. Do you prefer Vegemite or Marmite? Vegemite. But I also like marmite.

4. What the hell is a Tim Tam? A fantastic chocolate biscuit, found them in Japan too. Lovely stuff.

5. Why do Aussies wear underwear on their feet? Saves us some work later on, doesn't it? You thong.

6. Have you ever used the terms 'dead dingo's donger', 'bottling his blood's worth' and/or 'fair suck of the sav'? Haha, nope, then again I'm not too bogan :(

7. Do you have fond memories of Stan Lazaridis? Perhaps the greatest player to come out of Perth. Great work rate, top player in his day. Shame his career ended with a lengthy ban.

 

14 hours ago, Bluewolf said:

Its a well known fact that a woman who you meet in person over a certain age will always try and knock 3 to 5 years off their real age. 

But these days with Photo Shopping and Cropping its possible that a woman who you have never met could in effect try and knock anywhere between 5-8 years off their age and you would be none the wiser. 

If the latter was true would you still be interested in dating Nudge if you ever met? Yes.

 

14 hours ago, Spike said:

Would you fuck a Yakuza girl? Yes. Kind of went on a forced date with one once. But we could hardly communicate, she paid, and I didn't pursue anything.

 

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Has anyone in your family ever gone to jail?

Have you ever been on TV?

Hussey,Gilchrist,Mcgrath,Warne    If these Aussie cricketers were footballers which positions they would have played at? 

Is there a strong anti-chinese sentiment among japanese?

The Simpsons or Family Guy?

Will there be a Third World War in our life time?

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