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SirBalon

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Hahaha

Depends if you're dead or alive to be honest.

If you're dead...

Then you're gonna be this way for a considerable amount of time one would say, which means it won't take long for one to get very accustomed to resisting and appreciating boredom.

For those dead fans (sorry if this is controversial or insensitive), Mourinho would be the ideal appointment as coach for the club you once used to visit on a regular basis or tune-into on your TV set (or watch on a saturated and pixilated internet stream that's calling itself LIVE but is running 4 hours behind).

 

If, on the otherhand you're alive...

Then I am pretty sure you will be alot more demanding and susceptible to requiring things move a whole lot quicker because let's be frank... Time is valuable as you haven't got the rest of eternity to wait for something interesting to occur.  Existing amongst the living also means that contrary to being dead where you can just haunt someone's living room and take advantage of their sacrifices to pay for subscription tv where you can get it for free (while also benefitting from being a professional voyeur and never being caught as another of the perks for being stone cold), or just float merilly to the stadium, bump your way through the queues to get in (actually become a member of the queue if you're a British ghost because we looove queues).

The living have to pay and consumerism is a very demanding phenomenon and way of living which means if you want all the perks...  value for money, quality and of course visual stimulation, then Klopp has to be your man by comparison.

Also have to add that necrophiliacs, who apparently exist amongst us (the living) will probably be the only existing entities that could be into a bit of Mourinho football on their spare time away from hanging around morgues or cemeteries (graveyard for our more British reader).

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33 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

Hahaha

Depends if you're dead or alive to be honest.

If you're dead...

Then you're gonna be this way for a considerable amount of time one would say, which means it won't take long for one to get very accustomed to resisting and appreciating boredom.

For those dead fans (sorry if this is controversial or insensitive), Mourinho would be the ideal appointment as coach for the club you once used to visit on a regular basis or tune-into on your TV set (or watch on a saturated and pixilated internet stream that's calling itself LIVE but is running 4 hours behind).

 

If, on the otherhand you're alive...

Then I am pretty sure you will be alot more demanding and susceptible to requiring things move a whole lot quicker because let's be frank... Time is valuable as you haven't got the rest of eternity to wait for something interesting to occur.  Existing amongst the living also means that contrary to being dead where you can just haunt someone's living room and take advantage of their sacrifices to pay for subscription tv where you can get it for free (while also benefitting from being a professional voyeur and never being caught as another of the perks for being stone cold), or just float merilly to the stadium, bump your way through the queues to get in (actually become a member of the queue if you're a British ghost because we looove queues).

The living have to pay and consumerism is a very demanding phenomenon and way of living which means if you want all the perks...  value for money, quality and of course visual stimulation, then Klopp has to be your man by comparison.

Also have to add that necrophiliacs, who apparently exist amongst us (the living) will probably be the only existing entities that could be into a bit of Mourinho football on their spare time away from hanging around morgues or cemeteries (graveyard for our more British reader).

What is this even about? 

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50 minutes ago, CaaC - John said:

Can't be arsed in even comparing the two of them, Jose has won trophies where ever he managed yet Klopp won trophies at Dortmund and nothing in the EPL...yet. 

Mourinho has been more successful over his career. But he seems to have lost it now. Klopp is doing better in my opinion

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48 minutes ago, SirBalon said:

Hahaha

Depends if you're dead or alive to be honest.

If you're dead...

Then you're gonna be this way for a considerable amount of time one would say, which means it won't take long for one to get very accustomed to resisting and appreciating boredom.

For those dead fans (sorry if this is controversial or insensitive), Mourinho would be the ideal appointment as coach for the club you once used to visit on a regular basis or tune-into on your TV set (or watch on a saturated and pixilated internet stream that's calling itself LIVE but is running 4 hours behind).

 

If, on the otherhand you're alive...

Then I am pretty sure you will be alot more demanding and susceptible to requiring things move a whole lot quicker because let's be frank... Time is valuable as you haven't got the rest of eternity to wait for something interesting to occur.  Existing amongst the living also means that contrary to being dead where you can just haunt someone's living room and take advantage of their sacrifices to pay for subscription tv where you can get it for free (while also benefitting from being a professional voyeur and never being caught as another of the perks for being stone cold), or just float merilly to the stadium, bump your way through the queues to get in (actually become a member of the queue if you're a British ghost because we looove queues).

The living have to pay and consumerism is a very demanding phenomenon and way of living which means if you want all the perks...  value for money, quality and of course visual stimulation, then Klopp has to be your man by comparison.

Also have to add that necrophiliacs, who apparently exist amongst us (the living) will probably be the only existing entities that could be into a bit of Mourinho football on their spare time away from hanging around morgues or cemeteries (graveyard for our more British reader).

Only you could make that post. Brilliant xD

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RandoEFC+

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5 minutes ago, Gunnersauraus said:

Mourinho has been more successful over his career. But he seems to have lost it now. Klopp is doing better in my opinion

This sums it up. People who point to past successes as evidence of Mourinho being a better current manager are retarded. BUT let's not ignore the fact that people using the last 2-3 years of Mourinho struggling as evidence that he was never any good aren't equally retarded. Mourinho is a cunt no doubt but the way some people shamelessly and rabidly writhe in pleasure all over every poor result for Jose like a homeless man who stumbled across a bathtub full of cash doesn't really prove their point, just their bitterness about the man's success over the last two decades.

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Just now, RandoEFC said:

This sums it up. People who point to past successes as evidence of Mourinho being a better current manager are retarded. BUT let's not ignore the fact that people using the last 2-3 years of Mourinho struggling as evidence that he was never any good aren't equally retarded. Mourinho is a cunt no doubt but the way some people shamelessly and rabidly writhe in pleasure all over every poor result for Jose like a homeless man who stumbled across a bathtub full of cash doesn't really prove their point, just their bitterness about the man's success over the last two decades.

Absolutety mourinho was a top coach. Football fans aren't known for being rational ;)

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Klopp. Not a fan of Jose's management these days. I don't fancy being thrown under the bus either collectively or individually just because everything isn't perfect 100% of the time. 

Plus Klopp gives hugs. 

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4 hours ago, Gunnersauraus said:

I don't think he could inspire someone with diarrhea to have a shit at the minute

If you needed an exciting failure of a shit, Klopp

If you needed an unexciting but possibly gets the job done shit, Mourinho. Warning, he may insult your ass or purchase 3 new ones as the shit progresses though. 

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This highlights what we already knew in most respects  that klopp needs to win some trophies to cut off some of these criticisms.

But ffs he makes the football fun and to me that's the most important thing. To be on the edge of my seat. 

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