Danny Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congratulations Batard, your sperm works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted May 22, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats to you and the missus. Great news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted May 22, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats Batard, wish you guys all the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 Cheers guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scousermum Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats! It's the best feeling in the world becoming a parent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Large Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Babycakes said: Congrats! It's the best feeling in the world becoming a parent. See I've always said the best feeling in the world is finally being able to go a wee when you've been absolutely breaking your neck [the scene from The Green Mile says it all], but this is definitely close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storts Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 hour ago, Batard said: I should clarify I'm claiming to be the paternal parent ... but it could be @Storts. He's been bed hopping at mine for weeks. The filthy slag. It's absolutely mine, no question at all. Happy for you raise it as your own though - I'm too young to be tied down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Congrats legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 23 minutes ago, Storts said: It's absolutely mine, no question at all. Happy for you raise it as your own though - I'm too young to be tied down. You always to be the 'giver', I suppose I'll drop the facade of playing hard to get just this once, if it's a boy I'll consider calling it Nicholas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Anton said: Congrats legend Cheers man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Name him 'Jacques' in honour of yours truly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spike said: Name him 'Jacques' in honour of yours truly. Was thinking Rod Fanni, named after the Marseille ledge and how he was conceived Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Batard said: Was thinking Rod Fanni, named after the Marseille ledge and how he was conceived I was always more a Kuntz type of guy opposed to Fanni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spike said: I was always more a Kuntz type of guy opposed to Fanni. Depends on which class of prostitute you prefer. I love classy fanni but will settle for filthy Kuntz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Just now, Batard said: Depends on which class of prostitute you prefer. I love classy fanni but will settle for filthy Kuntz Also depends on what part of the world you are from. Ask an American and they'll say the fanni is the bum. Someone has been doing naughty stuff with someone's derriere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 22, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Spike said: Also depends on what part of the world you are from. Ask an American and they'll say the fanni is the bum. Someone has been doing naughty stuff with someone's derriere. Chance would be a fine thing. She won't entertain that. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Batard said: Chance would be a fine thing. She won't entertain that. Shame. Sometimes one entrance is slippery and leads to another...whoops! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Fantastic news mate... It's the greatest feeling in the world and nothing beats becoming a father. Congratulations and I wish you the best. From what I have learned on here I have no doubt you're gonna be a great dad. Savour every moment!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 @Batard Congrats buddy. I couldn't think of a better father on this site than you. Man, i could not be happier for you. I love you buddy and i wish nothing but the best for you and your missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Blue Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Great news mate, congrats to you and the future mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rab Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Congratulations mate! Exciting and exhausting times ahead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Batard Posted May 23, 2017 Author Administrator Share Posted May 23, 2017 7 hours ago, SirBalon said: Fantastic news mate... It's the greatest feeling in the world and nothing beats becoming a father. Congratulations and I wish you the best. From what I have learned on here I have no doubt you're gonna be a great dad. Savour every moment!!! 6 hours ago, ATL said: @Batard Congrats buddy. I couldn't think of a better father on this site than you. Man, i could not be happier for you. I love you buddy and i wish nothing but the best for you and your missus. 1 hour ago, True Blue said: Great news mate, congrats to you and the future mum 1 hour ago, Rab said: Congratulations mate! Exciting and exhausting times ahead! Thanks guys, very much appreciated. I'm already exhausted and it's only the first trimester! 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storts Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 9 hours ago, Batard said: You always to be the 'giver', I suppose I'll drop the facade of playing hard to get just this once, if it's a boy I'll consider calling it Nicholas. A fine choice, sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Congratulations mate! I hope you enjoy it as much as I am. Pretty frequently hilarious once they get past 3 months and little elements of personality and character start to come through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig on the Wing Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Properly late to this as I've been shamefully inactive, but mega congratulations here, fella!! Brilliant stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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