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[DeadLinesman]

Just driven back 3 hours from Scotland. Knackered.

[Toinho]

15 minutes ago, Eco said:

It's Friday. Woo Hoo!

It's almost Saturday here. Friday work day is over and I just finished reports! Fuck yessssssssss 

[Toinho]

14 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

Just driven back 3 hours from Scotland. Knackered.

That tires you out yet being a bald prick everyday of the year doesn't? 

[Stan]

you can be a proper cunt sometimes @Cannabis

[Philippe Coutinho]

1 hour ago, Stan said:

Been back to hospital for my injury. Sprain and a very small tear in my achilles . Not cool. Gotta keep the boot on for couple weeks more as well. 

Get well soon mate!

[DeadLinesman]

1 hour ago, Toinho said:

That tires you out yet being a bald prick everyday of the year doesn't? 

Top class banter. 

[Spike]

Canna seems like the type of guy that needs to wear strong deodorant at all times but constantly forgets.

[Toinho]

11 hours ago, DeadLinesman said:

Top class banter. 

Thanks. 

But seriously,  a 3 hour drive, cry me a river x 

[Dave]

Moved house yesterday. I never thought moving a couple of boxes would be absolutely shattering.

[nudge]

2 minutes ago, The Palace Fan said:

Moved house yesterday. I never thought moving a couple of boxes would be absolutely shattering.

Tell me about it, I moved house/town on Wednesday, too... had a bit more than a couple of boxes so used a minivan, and I was completely done at the end of the day  

[DeadLinesman]

8 hours ago, Toinho said:

Thanks. 

But seriously,  a 3 hour drive, cry me a river x 

2 kids, car full, stopping every 2 minutes. Go fuck yourself.

[Stan]

30 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

2 kids, car full, stopping every 2 minutes. Go fuck yourself.

you should have gone to the toilet before you set off. 

[Toinho]

1 hour ago, DeadLinesman said:

2 kids, car full, stopping every 2 minutes. Go fuck yourself.

Every two minutes? So was it 3 hours on the road or was that with the stopping every 2 minutes? Like, how long were the stops? 

[DeadLinesman]

I’m going to cut both of you.

[Danny]

He did suffer the trauma of being in Scotland

[JoshBRFC+]

Our little girl is due tomorrow.

Fuck.

 

[SirBalon]

14 minutes ago, JOSHBRFC said:

Our little girl is due tomorrow.

Fuck.

 

Your life is about to change and from that moment on you WILL believe in miracles!

Good luck mate!... 

[DeadLinesman]

16 minutes ago, JOSHBRFC said:

Our little girl is due tomorrow.

Fuck.

 

The very, very best of British Luck. You’ll fucking need it X

[DeadLinesman]

On 09/06/2018 at 12:57, Cannabis said:

The police pulled him over every two minutes as the sun bouncing off his bald head was dazzling other motorists. 

I hear Portugal is moist this time of year.

[Stan]

59 minutes ago, JOSHBRFC said:

Our little girl is due tomorrow.

Fuck.

 

Yes, this is what you did to get you to this moment. 

Hope all goes well when she's born! 

[Smiley Culture]

Soccer Aid can fuck off. The cheeky twats wanting £20 donations, I remember when they’d ask for £2. 

[Bluebird Hewitt]

9 minutes ago, Smiley Culture said:

Soccer Aid can fuck off. The cheeky twats wanting £20 donations, I remember when they’d ask for £2. 

Mentioned that to my mates. £10 or £20 donations only and nothing else. Would be curious to hear if many on the pitch donated.

Edited June 10, 2018 by Bluebird Hewitt

[Marc]

Yeah fuck off soccer aid. Rich people begging the public to donate money, it doesn't sit well with me. Yaya woukd've been on 250k a week last season and that drug cheat Farah winds me up.

[Danny]

Yeah fuck off Soccer AID, raising money for charity, bet none of them ever give their money away ever because they're rich.

[Marc]

Then we've got the two 'managers' whos careers have both been littered with corruption, tax evasion, taking bungs and dodgy relationships with agents,