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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An elderly lady asked me to check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

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 A recent survey revealed that 90% of men don't know how to turn the dishwasher on.

I find that licking her nipples and a light fingering usually does the trick.

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On 20/11/2018 at 01:42, Cicero said:

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree-house?

Neither did she. 

Did you know @Stan is related to Gandhi ?

What he never told ?

Neither did Gandhi. 

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2 minutes ago, Azeem said:

Did you know @Stan is related to Gandhi ?

What he never told ?

Neither did Gandhi. 

As a result, I was called Standhi in my school years. 

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