Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted October 12, 2022 Administrator Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: You'll just be making him stronger... making it all easier for us. You don't get it. Distract him and go for all of the rest of you weaklings Mind is stronger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Stan said: You don't get it. Distract him and go for all of the rest of you weaklings Mind is stronger! You're forgetting @DeadLinesman only needs about half a minute to procreate and give us a human shield of child soldiers to buy us all the time in the world. Our secret weapon, as always, is his ridiculously potent cum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2022 1 hour ago, True Blue said: In a fist fight? Anything goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 2,210 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 16 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: You're forgetting @DeadLinesman only needs about half a minute to procreate and give us a human shield of child soldiers to buy us all the time in the world. Our secret weapon, as always, is his ridiculously potent cum. It’s funny because it’s true. The blokes had sex one time and has three kids during different years… wait… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 24 minutes ago, Tommy said: Anything goes. Like your nerve for instance... or your arsehole once it all starts kicking off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: Like your nerve for instance... or your arsehole once it all starts kicking off... Please. We all know this would end up with you getting a 4th hip replacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 7,161 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Tommy said: Please. We all know this would end up with you getting a 4th hip replacement. Totally worth it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Are you for real? I could almost do this by myself. Step 1. I'd attack @Happy Blue with a vaccine needle. We won't be seeing him again. Step 2. Make some outrageously boring English food. Some unseasoned pies, chips with vinegar and the most tasteless battered fish you've ever seen should do the trick. Leave it out. @DeadLinesman @Bluewolf @CaaC (John) @Devilwill all take the bait. Poisoning it would be too easy. Instead I'll let them die of a collective heart attack because of their horrific dietary choices. If the food doesn't get them, hiring a stripper will do that job easy as it's been decades since any of them have seen a naked woman who wasn't born in the vietnam era. Oh, and you better believe i'm mixing your ashes with cocaine before going on my next mission. Next is @Lucasand @Carnivore Chris. You like drugs boys? You think you do. You've never been to an Aussie afterparty though. I'll invite you round, and if you're made of the right stuff, you'll switch sides. If not, you're dead before midday, snorting MDMA mixed in with coke is a dangerous game on an outdoor glass table. @Dr. Gonzo is in America. I'll message him and ask if he wants to have a chat about economics. Somewhere nice, public and peaceful in the American mid west. Psyche, it's a public school, and you've just been clapped by a 15 year old who listened to 1 too many Marilyn Manson songs. Along with half his class. @6666 @Waylander @Rucksackfranzose @Mel81x are all unknown factors to me. Dangerous. I'll let the rest of the team handle them. If @nudgethinks she can switch sides i'll just offer her a motorbike ride and she's back onside. If she tries again i'll plant drugs on her and boom, your south asian holiday is now abruptly ended in an electric chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue 1,901 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 4 hours ago, Carnivore Chris said: He doesn't have a head though.. But i do have these ...and a few more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 3,253 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: But i do have these ...and a few more Useless. As we know from the 1 trillion shootings per year sample size of the US. Guns work best when you've got them set up and ready to go, being used aggressively (Hence why they're so effective in the mass shootings). If you're just sitting around at home and someone walks in you're fucked. Your gun is in a case somewhere, hopefully locked away. Unless you leave a loaded weapon in every room of the house which is dumb and way more likely to kill you than an intruder hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carnivore Chris 2,606 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 26 minutes ago, Happy Blue said: But i do have these ...and a few more We've also got @Dr. Gonzo who is not only a scouser and doesn't only live in the USA, but lives on the boarder of México. He'll surely get hold of some arms for us. @Devil-Dick Willie I might have loved MDMA 15 years ago, but not now. I probably would die haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 For me, it is how all the Aussies are referred to by name and I'm labelled as the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 5,103 Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 @Tommy naming the Aussies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Spike said: For me, it is how all the Aussies are referred to by name and I'm labelled as the rest. Don't take it personally man. You brew beer! You can keep the supply up for the crew. You're very vital in this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,327 Posted October 12, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 12, 2022 Just now, Tommy said: Don't take it personally man. You brew beer! You can keep the supply up for the crew. You're very vital in this! Did somebody say "beer"? I might be switching sides again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,617 Posted October 12, 2022 Author Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, nudge said: Did somebody say "beer"? I might be switching sides again! You've always been on the good side! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted October 12, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, Carnivore Chris said: We've also got @Dr. Gonzo who is not only a scouser and doesn't only live in the USA, but lives on the boarder of México. He'll surely get hold of some arms for us. The Doc's a fucking maniac with any weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted October 13, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 13, 2022 I started reading the thread and some of you'll are quite evil and then you claim to be on the side of light. Shameful ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan 18,386 Posted October 13, 2022 Administrator Share Posted October 13, 2022 7 hours ago, nudge said: Did somebody say "beer"? I might be switching sides again! Resist the temptation. We have the real whisky on our side, by the way. Unlimited resource. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman 5,938 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Are you for real? I could almost do this by myself. Step 1. I'd attack @Happy Blue with a vaccine needle. We won't be seeing him again. Step 2. Make some outrageously boring English food. Some unseasoned pies, chips with vinegar and the most tasteless battered fish you've ever seen should do the trick. Leave it out. @DeadLinesman @Bluewolf @CaaC (John) @Devilwill all take the bait. Poisoning it would be too easy. Instead I'll let them die of a collective heart attack because of their horrific dietary choices. If the food doesn't get them, hiring a stripper will do that job easy as it's been decades since any of them have seen a naked woman who wasn't born in the vietnam era. Oh, and you better believe i'm mixing your ashes with cocaine before going on my next mission. Next is @Lucasand @Carnivore Chris. You like drugs boys? You think you do. You've never been to an Aussie afterparty though. I'll invite you round, and if you're made of the right stuff, you'll switch sides. If not, you're dead before midday, snorting MDMA mixed in with coke is a dangerous game on an outdoor glass table. @Dr. Gonzo is in America. I'll message him and ask if he wants to have a chat about economics. Somewhere nice, public and peaceful in the American mid west. Psyche, it's a public school, and you've just been clapped by a 15 year old who listened to 1 too many Marilyn Manson songs. Along with half his class. @6666 @Waylander @Rucksackfranzose @Mel81x are all unknown factors to me. Dangerous. I'll let the rest of the team handle them. If @nudgethinks she can switch sides i'll just offer her a motorbike ride and she's back onside. If she tries again i'll plant drugs on her and boom, your south asian holiday is now abruptly ended in an electric chair. You can’t kill me with me food when you’ve bored me to death with this ridiculously dull and predictable post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue 1,901 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Are you for real? I could almost do this by myself. Step 1. I'd attack @Happy Blue with a vaccine needle. We won't be seeing him again. Id just out run you till your heart blows up that's you taken care of, job done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Blue 1,901 Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Devil-Dick Willie said: Useless. As we know from the 1 trillion shootings per year sample size of the US. Guns work best when you've got them set up and ready to go, being used aggressively (Hence why they're so effective in the mass shootings). If you're just sitting around at home and someone walks in you're fucked. Your gun is in a case somewhere, hopefully locked away. Unless you leave a loaded weapon in every room of the house which is dumb and way more likely to kill you than an intruder hahaha. This is correct, i wouldn't have time to unlocked the safe, ammo boxes and gun cases ..it's much quicker to grab my Boba Fett helmet and large combat knives, this is the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted October 13, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 13, 2022 The Doc getting fit with a live chicken for the battle ahead, the live chicken will be eaten after the exercises to build his strength up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Mel81x+ 3,613 Posted October 13, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 13, 2022 Here I'll tip the balance in our favor if you're on the fence @nudge. For every one of them you axe I'll offer you a distillery of your choice. Why give someone a bottle when you can offer them the ocean. Oh, and you get a signed lightsaber to use on the folks who make the whiskey too. You can choose to use it on the folks you axe too, it really makes no difference as long as the herd is culled one way or another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ 15,327 Posted October 13, 2022 Subscriber Share Posted October 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Mel81x said: Here I'll tip the balance in our favor if you're on the fence @nudge. For every one of them you axe I'll offer you a distillery of your choice. Why give someone a bottle when you can offer them the ocean. Oh, and you get a signed lightsaber to use on the folks who make the whiskey too. You can choose to use it on the folks you axe too, it really makes no difference as long as the herd is culled one way or another. I mean, there's no way someone can make a better offer than that. My allegiance is sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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