Batard 2,486 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Ho ho fucking ho ... have you been good this year? Who gives a fuck. What would you like to nominate someone else receives as a present on this forum that they get to unwrap - so to speak - over the Christmas period on this here very forum. I Santa Blaus, or just call me Father Bastard will do the honors and deliver your kind and thoughtful gifts ... or amusing piss take presents. Maybe @Any O'Brien would like a signed picture of “Here’s to ruining your 2018 and your club” by Mike Ashley? Maybe @Dan would like that ticket money back with a note from his friend saying “Story I’m a useless shite who doesn’t respect others”? Maybe @Tsubasa would just love to spend Christmas day carving turkey with @BartraPique1932? Or even ... and this is the last one I promise ... maybe @Salford Kel would like the book “Why I love Islam .:.. and death to the snowflake infidels” I need your requests, either here or by PM by Saturday the 22nd December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy 9,783 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Batard said: Maybe @Tsubasa would just love to spend Christmas day carving turkey with @BartraPique1932? Thanks, but no thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stan 15,639 Posted December 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 17, 2017 I would like to give @Tanksie this 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batard 2,486 Posted December 17, 2017 Author Share Posted December 17, 2017 38 minutes ago, Stan said: I would like to give @Tanksie this Duly noted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,325 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I would like to give @Any O'Brien a box full of these Along with a new shiny, electric wheelchair, happy Christmas mate! I'd also like to get @Blue one of these And lastly but not less important, a must for my hijito @Teso dos Bichos here you go mijo, enjoy it 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 15,639 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 with season's greetings and best wishes, @Berserker gets this from me 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluebird Hewitt 1,059 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 For @Batard, especially for December. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 15,639 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 2 minutes ago, Bluebird Hewitt said: For @Batard, especially for December. also for @Batard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rafa Beneathus 287 Posted December 17, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 17, 2017 (edited) I'm going to buy my good pal Berserker these. I just think it'll be nice for him to have something to eat whilst his family eat Christmas dinner. The spacker. Edited December 17, 2017 by Any O'Brien 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf 6,291 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 I would get @nudge a ticket for this... Hate Christmas? You can now smash up festive decorations for fun Not everyone finds themselves getting into the Christmas spirit. For some, the crowds swarming the shops are unbearable. The Christmas music irritating – and don’t even talk to them about the bits of tinsel that go absolutely everywhere and get stuck in the rug. In fact, some people wish Christmas to be over before it’s even begun. But sadly, there’s no escaping it – which means there’s no escaping the rage it fills you with. However, you can minimise that rage – thanks to a new Christmas Rage Room that allows you to smash up as many Christmas decorations as you like, without any consequence. Ruldoph’s Rage Room is happening across secret locations in London. It’s basically a room that’ll give you peace knowing that you can get all of the frustration Christmas fills you with out of your system. So, how does it work? Well, guests attending the event will first be welcomed with a glass of prosecco. Then you’ll be asked to change into a red jumpsuit and a hard hat before being armed with a baseball bat so that you can set out your rage on a range of Christmas-related paraphernalia including trees, baubles, dancing Santa’s hats and more. And the best bit? You get to do it all to your Christmas soundtrack of your choice. We’re guessing ‘Here comes Santa Claus’ will be a big hit. After letting out all of your Christmas angst, you’ll then be able to relax with a drink at a popup bar – though according to the event description, this’ll take place in a ‘festive atmosphere’ – which almost totally defeats the object. The whole event will cost you £18, which includes prosecco, a session in Rudolph’s Rage Room, and entry to the popup bar. I do doubt however that there would be enough Alcohol content in Prosecco alone to drown out the sound of George Michael's 'Last Christmas' blasting out on the radio 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 2,760 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 4 hours ago, Stan said: I would like to give @Tanksie this Nice idea, wrong target. I hate the Australian cricket team. Always have. Never back them against anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie 2,760 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 For @Tsubasa A new pet For @Berserker A new home 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 4,070 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 8 minutes ago, Tanksie said: Nice idea, wrong target. I hate the Australian cricket team. Always have. Never back them against anyone. Reported to the staff. - Spike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berserker 1,325 Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 15 minutes ago, Tanksie said: For @Tsubasa A new pet For @Berserker A new home For you mate Have a treat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy 9,783 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero 4,907 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Pin up poster for Teso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 1,951 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 For @Kitchen Sales 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stan 15,639 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 For @Anton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toinho 1,951 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Stan said: For @Anton Already got it 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey 3,559 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Anton said: Already got it 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas 3,330 Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 On 19/12/2017 at 7:49 AM, Anton said: For @Kitchen Sales @SirBalon is proper working it on that cover isn't he. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batard 2,486 Posted December 25, 2017 Author Share Posted December 25, 2017 Well well we’ll, it’s only fucking Christmas Day! Happy Christmas people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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