Dr. Gonzo Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081 Imagine the manager walking into the dressing room, "Dicks out lads, and start wanking. This is Spain we're up against." Rui Patricio's wife is a weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted June 7, 2018 Administrator Share Posted June 7, 2018 wtf I was always told not to have a go before a game because your body becomes too relaxed. His wife is a proper weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 7, 2018 Author Share Posted June 7, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cannabis said: His wife is a certified sexual health expert so she probably knows what she's talking about. Being healthy sexually isn't the same as preparing for a football match though is it? I'm now convinced that Rui Patricio wanks before every match though. Wouldn't want to shake his hands if he hasn't got the gloves on. Unless he wears the gloves while wanking.... to make them more sticky? Either way, this is one of the better World Cup headlines we're going to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azeem Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stan said: wtf I was always told not to have a go before a game because your body becomes too relaxed. His wife is a proper weirdo. I'm guessing this was told to you by a Portuguese woman as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted June 7, 2018 Subscriber Share Posted June 7, 2018 Imagine your work output if you applied this theory every morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cicero Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 None of you had a tactical wank before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 You are supposed to eat the biscuits at half time not wank onto them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 This is amazing... Rui Patricio's wife is a wonderful woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Mexico took it to the logical extreme by hiring 30 hookers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 I wanked 3 times before starting work yesterday. I start work at 9 am, woke up at 6.30 These cunts should get on my level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 The whole country or just the players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 3 minutes ago, ...Dan said: The whole country or just the players? I understood it as the whole country which is why she's so wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machado Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Does she mean mutual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081 Imagine the manager walking into the dressing room, "Dicks out lads, and start wanking. This is Spain we're up against." Rui Patricio's wife is a weirdo. To be fair, I am 110% certain Ronaldo looks in the mirror and wanks over himself. If he could stick his own cock in his ass he would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Cicero said: None of you had a tactical wank before? I'm sorry i had to literally stop what i was doing..... "A Tactical.... wank" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Dickie said: I'm sorry i had to literally stop what i was doing..... "A Tactical.... wank" It is kind of like as a pubescent discovering the boner-elastic-waistband trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted June 8, 2018 Administrator Share Posted June 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Lucas said: To be fair, I am 110% certain Ronaldo looks in the mirror and wanks over himself. If he could stick his own cock in his ass he would. why try when there's @Panna King to help out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panna King Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Stan said: why try when there's @Panna King to help out? If only . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Not to get all technical, but wanking is actually a good idea. It keeps the testosterone levels UP. Not wanking gives your body the impression that you don't need so much testosterone as you ain't spreading your seed about. So get wanking boys, it'll help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 This used to be an old Soviet Trick. During the World Chess Championships, the Russians would order hookers for Taimanov, Petrosian, and Spassky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panna King Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 They can sneak me in Ronaldo's room! as long as he isn't sharing with Pepe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 20:51, Viva la FCB said: Imagine your work output if you applied this theory every morning! I do and mine is still shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozziovai Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 6/8/2018 at 03:16, Dr. Gonzo said: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/portugal-stars-sex-therapist-wife-12664081 Imagine the manager walking into the dressing room, "Dicks out lads, and start wanking. This is Spain we're up against." Rui Patricio's wife is a weirdo. maybe she saw The Wolf On Wall Street coz that's the advice the character of Matthew Mac gave to Leonardo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6666 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Gonna say something controversial here... It has no relevance on how well you play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo Posted June 13, 2018 Author Share Posted June 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, 6666 said: Gonna say something controversial here... It has no relevance on how well you play. Probably depends on when the last time the player in question ejaculated was and how horny they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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