Dr. Gonzo Posted December 20, 2018 Posted December 20, 2018 @Cicero, who's a bigger pervert - @Cannabis or Danny Drinkwater?
Administrator Stan Posted December 21, 2018 Administrator Posted December 21, 2018 @MUFC sounds right up your street mate.
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted December 21, 2018 Subscriber Posted December 21, 2018 The things that @SirBalon makes @Cannabis do
SirBalon Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mel81x said: The things that @SirBalon makes @Cannabis do It's actually a joint venture being created by @Cannabis and myself where we want to bring a new method of sexual and recreational pleasure to the whole of society. We've been experimenting with a whole range of positions... Even using music to practice this hobby which we think will become all the rage in 2019... Cannabis' favourite music genre is acid punk while wearing a woolly sock on one's head like a fisherman's beanie while I much prefer the more subtle notes and base cords of contemporary jazz with the added spice of sticking freshly cut pubes (with Pritt Stick glue) on one's forehead which we let fall onto a piece of A4 paper and then collect so that we don't lose any (waste not, want not). Mrs Cannabis has been videoing our attempts to get this right before we release it with our PR team so as to start the ball rolling. The only thing we haven't mastered is which type of lubricant to use for armpit shagging as we also want it to be vegan friendly which means beef dripping is out of the question and butter is of course a no-no. This we are still in the process of investigating and currently we're looking into marmite.
Harry Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 with the right amount of lube anything's possible...
Subscriber Mel81x+ Posted December 21, 2018 Subscriber Posted December 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, SirBalon said: This we are still in the process of investigating and currently we're looking into marmite. Just use coconut oil and spare the marmite mishap. If you want your significant armpit other to thank you. The effects after are illustrated below.
Administrator Stan Posted December 21, 2018 Administrator Posted December 21, 2018 @Faithcore @nudge @Viva la FCB @Tommy and you thought it got weird in the forum hierarchy thread....
MUFC Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 Best bet would be to pour lube into her armpit, insert sideways and tell her to close her arm quite tightly.
SirBalon Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, MUFC said: Best bet would be to pour lube into her armpit, insert sideways and tell her to close her arm quite tightly. Injecting the lube into the armpit glands could be a solution too.
Subscriber Viva la FCB+ Posted December 21, 2018 Subscriber Posted December 21, 2018 Well done gents, I approve of this venture.
Faithcore Posted December 21, 2018 Posted December 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Stan said: @Faithcore @nudge @Viva la FCB @Tommy and you thought it got weird in the forum hierarchy thread.... Thought this is a completely normal and legitimate discussion.
MUFC Posted January 4, 2023 Posted January 4, 2023 On 21/12/2018 at 08:38, Stan said: @MUFC sounds right up your street mate.
Gunnersaurus Posted January 4, 2023 Posted January 4, 2023 On 20/12/2018 at 21:44, Guest Cannabis said: Anyone tried it? Asking for a mate. @Whiskey see what this forum use to be like before you were here
Whiskey Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 9 hours ago, Gunnersaurus said: @Whiskey see what this forum use to be like before you were here omg this is insane haha, you guys were crazy back in the day. i bet that cannabis bloke opened many topics like this that were just equally as banteraus.
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted January 5, 2023 Subscriber Posted January 5, 2023 1 hour ago, Whiskey said: omg this is insane haha, you guys were crazy back in the day. i bet that cannabis bloke opened many topics like this that were just equally as banteraus. That Cannabis guy was a nutter but a good laugh.
Toinho Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 Can someone legit ban this bloke as these threads are ancient. Cheers
Whiskey Posted January 5, 2023 Posted January 5, 2023 4 hours ago, Toinho said: Can someone legit ban this bloke as these threads are ancient. Cheers @CaaC (John) isn't that bad.
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ Posted January 5, 2023 Subscriber Posted January 5, 2023 17 minutes ago, Whiskey said: @CaaC (John) isn't that bad. The only thing I have that he has is mens feet...well...I think he has feet?
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