Guest Cannabis Posted December 20, 2018 Anyone tried it? Asking for a mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Gonzo 4,193 Posted December 20, 2018 @Cicero, who's a bigger pervert - @Cannabis or Danny Drinkwater? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 9,121 Posted December 21, 2018 @MUFC sounds right up your street mate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mel81x 1,935 Posted December 21, 2018 The things that @SirBalon makes @Cannabis do 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted December 21, 2018 17 minutes ago, Mel81x said: The things that @SirBalon makes @Cannabis do It's actually a joint venture being created by @Cannabis and myself where we want to bring a new method of sexual and recreational pleasure to the whole of society. We've been experimenting with a whole range of positions... Even using music to practice this hobby which we think will become all the rage in 2019... Cannabis' favourite music genre is acid punk while wearing a woolly sock on one's head like a fisherman's beanie while I much prefer the more subtle notes and base cords of contemporary jazz with the added spice of sticking freshly cut pubes (with Pritt Stick glue) on one's forehead which we let fall onto a piece of A4 paper and then collect so that we don't lose any (waste not, want not). Mrs Cannabis has been videoing our attempts to get this right before we release it with our PR team so as to start the ball rolling. The only thing we haven't mastered is which type of lubricant to use for armpit shagging as we also want it to be vegan friendly which means beef dripping is out of the question and butter is of course a no-no. This we are still in the process of investigating and currently we're looking into marmite. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harry 1,167 Posted December 21, 2018 with the right amount of lube anything's possible... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mel81x 1,935 Posted December 21, 2018 10 minutes ago, SirBalon said: This we are still in the process of investigating and currently we're looking into marmite. Just use coconut oil and spare the marmite mishap. If you want your significant armpit other to thank you. The effects after are illustrated below. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Blue 850 Posted December 21, 2018 For fuck sake Martin 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stan 9,121 Posted December 21, 2018 @Faithcore @nudge @Viva la FCB @Tommy and you thought it got weird in the forum hierarchy thread.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy 4,500 Posted December 21, 2018 Quality content. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MUFC 359 Posted December 21, 2018 Best bet would be to pour lube into her armpit, insert sideways and tell her to close her arm quite tightly. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SirBalon 2,607 Posted December 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, MUFC said: Best bet would be to pour lube into her armpit, insert sideways and tell her to close her arm quite tightly. Injecting the lube into the armpit glands could be a solution too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smiley Culture 1,278 Posted December 21, 2018 Proper weird, this. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viva la FCB 955 Posted December 21, 2018 Well done gents, I approve of this venture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MUFC 359 Posted December 21, 2018 Raw, organic, deep, modern bummings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faithcore 1,001 Posted December 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Stan said: @Faithcore @nudge @Viva la FCB @Tommy and you thought it got weird in the forum hierarchy thread.... Thought this is a completely normal and legitimate discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
