Which three members would you bring…

[Toinho]

To the pub?

1.

2.

3.

To the car wash? 
1.

2.

3.

To the cinema?

1.

2.

3.

 

To your favourite restaurant?

1.

2.

3.

To a desert island?

1.

2.

3.

 

[Devil-Dick Willie]

To the pub?

1. @Spike

2. @DeadLinesman

3. @Machado

To the car wash? 
1. @nudge

2.

3.

To the cinema?

1. None of you peasants

2.

3.

 

To your favourite restaurant?

1. @Viva la FCB

2. @Tommy

3. @Toinho

To a desert island?

1. @Spike because the fat cunts corpse could feed us for many nights

2.   @Stanis festively plump too

3. @DeadLinesman good entertainment/emergency food. 

[Stan]

27 minutes ago, Toinho said:

To the car wash? 
1. @Rab

 

 

[Stan]

20 minutes ago, Devil-Dick Willie said:

2.   @Stanis festively plump too

Bulking. And carrying some holiday weight. Leave me alone. 

[Toinho]

To clarify - car wash can mean three people to sit in the car with you while your car is getting washed or three people in bikinis to clean your car.

[Dr. Gonzo]

Pub:

@nudge, @Tommy, @DeadLinesman

Car wash:

@Toinho, @DeadLinesman @Devil-Dick Willie get your bikinis ready lads

Cinema:

Same as pub tbh

To favourite restaurant:

@Tommy @Stan @CaaC (John)

Desert Island:

no clue tbh

[CaaC (John)+]

To the pub?
1. @Spike
2. @Devil-Dick Willie
3. @DeadLinesman

To the car wash? 
1. @MUFC stick his feet out the window and wash them.
2. @Bluebird Hewitt
3.  @Harry
To the cinema?
1. @nudge
2. @Bluewolf
3. @Mel81x
To your favourite restaurant?
1. @nudge
2. pass
3. pass
To a desert island?
1. @Devil
2. @Toinho
3. @Honey Honey

 

[Spike]

Pub
It wouldn’t be @Toinhoand @DeadLinesman because they would have to change a shitty arse nappy within ten minutes.

Car wash
@Whiskeybut only if he is blindfolded and so I can tell him my car is Hamilton’s F1 rig.

Cinema
I’d take @Tommy to the theatre because it’d be enjoyable watching him cry tears of joy and cum everytime  a piece of dialogue is blown out of by a distorted bass drone from a Hans Zimmer soundtrack in the newest Nolan film.

Fav restaurant
@CaaC (John)I just think it’d be a nice break from box wine and boiled cabbage.

Island
@MUFC I’d hit him over the head with a coconut and take his porn collection for myself.

[nudge+]

To the pub?

1. @Tommy

2. @Faithcore

3. @Rucksackfranzose

I had many different options here, but in the end, I'll settle for the German connection so we can make plans on how to take over the world the TF365 anglosphere, all while enjoying actual proper beer and complaining about everything else. Doesn't get more German than that!

 

To the car wash? 
1. @DeadLinesman

2. @Happy Blue

3. @MUFC

Bet all of them would look great in a mankini. 

 

To the cinema?

1.

2.

3.

Nobody. Leave me alone, I just want to watch the movie.

 

To your favourite restaurant? 

1. @Dr. Gonzo

2. @Whiskey

3. @CaaC (John)

A good evening out with people who'd appreciate good food and a shitload of drinks afterwards. Also, John needs to eat something else besides chicken. 

 

To a desert island?

1. @Bluewolf

2.

3.

A no brainer. The only man who could build a luxurious island shelter with his bare hands, while also tending to the garden and hunting for food. Don't need anyone else. Two's company, three's a crowd

[Stan]

To the pub?

1. @DeadLinesman - just a good laugh

2. @Lucas - we can reminisce about good old Football League times. 

3. @Dr. Gonzo - see #1

 

To the cinema?

1. @Tommy

2. @nudge

3. @Toinho

 

To your favourite restaurant?

1. @Mel81x - probably the only one on here who would know what a good/bad Indian restaurant will be (if we chose there) so we can act like expert food critics. 

2. @Lucas - I'd get him in the kitchen because some of the stuff he's whipped up in the cooking thread looks delicious. 

3. @Tommy - he can be @Lucas's sous-chef

To a desert island?

1. @Faithcore - he could bring Benson along and he'll get us to out of there.

2. @MUFC - he's a hunter/stalker/predator so those transferable skills may become valuable.

3. @nudge - she'll keep us all in check.

[Viva la FCB+]

To the pub?

1. @Tommy

2. @nudge

3. @Rucksackfranzose

4. @Faithcore

One day when I do get to Germany I'd love to grab a pint and some food with you all. I dont even know where nudge is at these days but the same still applies!

To the car wash? 
1. @MUFC I have the feeling he'd do a spotless job

2.

3.

To the cinema?

1. @Tommy

2. @nudge

3. @DeadLinesman

You three have good taste in movies and would know to shut up and watch it and talk later 

To your favourite restaurant?

1. @Devil-Dick Willie

2. @Coma

3. @CaaC (John)

To a desert island?

1. @Bluewolf

2.

3.

As nudge raised the point, he can build shelter and provide for me. Im not gay but hey I could learn If hes into it.

[Lucas]

To the pub?

@The Palace Fan, @JoshBRFC and @Toinho can join me because they are young dads that need a bloody good night away from humming kid's TV theme tunes in their head, being able to have a conversation without getting interupted every few minutes and bitching enough about their kids to talk me out of parenthood.

@The Palace Fan Starts the evening with a round of Guinness. Something smooth and easy to sup as the three dads ease into the night's sesh and vent their frustrations.

@JoshBRFC determined to make a night of it, raises proceedings and orders a round of Jagerbombs to go with the Madri's, the new Peroni, he says. Spirits are high. It's only 8:30pm. This is gonna be a messy night. Happy days.

 @Toinho gets a text off the missus. Realising it's his turn to get up with the kids tomorrow at 4am, he convinces the other Dad's to save the hangover, no one wants to deal with kids with a hangover.

They all agree, no one wants that tomorrow. Toinho in a desperate attempt to save face, promptly returns with four Fosters to 'even the rounds' as the last one.

Game over. Shame, but it was nice to catch up with the boys. Hopefully do it again in 9 months time when they are free again.

To the car wash? 

These 3, easy decision.

 @DeadLinesman@Devil, @MUFC
 

I kindly remind the Dirty Scum fans that they lost a bet following Leeds' surprise 2-1 win at Old Trafford. A bet's a bet.

They can wash my car and dry it with their 1999 prized Treble winning 'And Solskjaer has won it' shirts  whilst I watch and play Marching On Together in the background. All three blame eachother for the embarassing situation they are now in.

@DeadLinesman ,with no recollection of making the bet, moans at @Devil, who subsequently points the finger at @MUFC. Hands held up, he admits it was his idea. He agreed to the bet because he thought it would be 'funny' to see the soap suds dripping all over my feet.

Deadlinesman and Devil, with slightly bemused looks on their faces, slowly move away from MUFC, muttering expletives. Sounds like 'bertie gunt', whatever that is, from here.

 

To the cinema?

I have a great idea. I'll choose three people who watch a lot of great movies and we'll become 'The Cinema Club'. Each week, we'll go the cinema and a different person of Cinema Club will pick the movie for us to watch. Obviously, because I'm picking the three people to be in Cinema Club, I will pick those who always watch amazing movies. Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Western, ah, this is gonna be amazing.

@Mel81x, @nudge and @Tommyget the call. They love the idea, fair play Lucas, well up for that.

First pick is Mel's. "It's a Bollywood classic", he says.

@nudge looks at @Tommy, then both aim a concerning stare at me. I can read their minds, "Who the fuck invited him?" they say.

Fuck. Cheers Mel...
 
 

To your favourite restaurant?

I invite @RandoEFC, @Stan and @Storts

I call these three to join me because lets face it, we all support clubs that are playing shit and are a chore to follow right now. What better way to get over the constant disappointment than eating at England's finest Italian, Capello's, to reminisce over the good times we had.

 @RandoEFC plumps for the Steak, rare, just like the days when Everton kept their manager for more than a season, a la Moyesy. "Them were the days" he chirps. "Baines, Arteta, Felleini, Cahill...Tony Hibbert, what a team!"

None of us know what to say so we smile politely.

@Stan orders the 'Dilly Ding, Dilly Dong' Pizza with extra underdog sausage topping. "Remember that 2015/2016 season boys? Champions, best season ever!" he shouts, gaining a glaring stare for some reason from @Storts

 @Storts somewhat put off by Stan and struggling to think of anything good about Spurs other than David Ginola, decides to try the Lasagne, despite not going near one for 18 years.

We chuckle like innocent schoolgirls as he orders it. 

 

To a desert island?

Seeing as Kirsty the Sunderland fan, Vicki the Kiwi, and the female poster who was a bloke using a burner account are not options, There's only three people I could possibly select here
 

 @CaaC (John) Experience. He's done it all, been everywhere, fear's nothing. A man's man. He will be the huntsman and will provide the food for me to cook and work my magic. (And judging by the food pics in John's photos, the bar is low)

@Bluewolf Can he build it? Yes he can. We will sleep like babies in the little huts he's made from the Island's raw materials and we will attempt (several) escapes off the island on his homemade rafts

His piss taking humour will also act as a deterrent for keeping us sane when John starts repeating himself to us for the 4th time in the day.

Last but not least, @Pyfish . The ultimate Games Master, he will provide the evening entertainment to keep us going. You think Place Your Bets and Gloryhunter are legendary, you've not seen anything yet.

"I've got a new one for you all" he says. "We used to play this back in Grimsby, it's called 'Naked Circle'. Now then, whose game?"

Silence falls across camp...

[CaaC (John)+]

4 minutes ago, Lucas said:

 @CaaC (John) Experience. He's done it all, been everywhere, fear's nothing. A man's man. He will be the huntsman and will provide the food for me to cook and work my magic. (And judging by the food pics in John's photos, the bar is low)

[Mel81x+]

7 hours ago, Lucas said:

To the cinema?

I have a great idea. I'll choose three people who watch a lot of great movies and we'll become 'The Cinema Club'. Each week, we'll go the cinema and a different person of Cinema Club will pick the movie for us to watch. Obviously, because I'm picking the three people to be in Cinema Club, I will pick those who always watch amazing movies. Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Western, ah, this is gonna be amazing.

@Mel81x, @nudge and @Tommyget the call. They love the idea, fair play Lucas, well up for that.

First pick is Mel's. "It's a Bollywood classic", he says.

@nudge looks at @Tommy, then both aim a concerning stare at me. I can read their minds, "Who the fuck invited him?" they say.

Fuck. Cheers Mel...
 

Don't worry I'll bring two dozen mutton samosas to the party so folks can give you all the dirty looks they want. 

[Toinho]

8 hours ago, Lucas said:

To the pub?

@The Palace Fan, @JoshBRFC and @Toinho can join me because they are young dads that need a bloody good night away from humming kid's TV theme tunes in their head, being able to have a conversation without getting interupted every few minutes and bitching enough about their kids to talk me out of parenthood.

@The Palace Fan Starts the evening with a round of Guinness. Something smooth and easy to sup as the three dads ease into the night's sesh and vent their frustrations.

@JoshBRFC determined to make a night of it, raises proceedings and orders a round of Jagerbombs to go with the Madri's, the new Peroni, he says. Spirits are high. It's only 8:30pm. This is gonna be a messy night. Happy days.

 @Toinho gets a text off the missus. Realising it's his turn to get up with the kids tomorrow at 4am, he convinces the other Dad's to save the hangover, no one wants to deal with kids with a hangover.

They all agree, no one wants that tomorrow. Toinho in a desperate attempt to save face, promptly returns with four Fosters to 'even the rounds' as the last one.

Game over. Shame, but it was nice to catch up with the boys. Hopefully do it again in 9 months time when they are free again.

To the car wash? 

These 3, easy decision.

 @DeadLinesman@Devil, @MUFC
 

I kindly remind the Dirty Scum fans that they lost a bet following Leeds' surprise 2-1 win at Old Trafford. A bet's a bet.

They can wash my car and dry it with their 1999 prized Treble winning 'And Solskjaer has won it' shirts  whilst I watch and play Marching On Together in the background. All three blame eachother for the embarassing situation they are now in.

@DeadLinesman ,with no recollection of making the bet, moans at @Devil, who subsequently points the finger at @MUFC. Hands held up, he admits it was his idea. He agreed to the bet because he thought it would be 'funny' to see the soap suds dripping all over my feet.

Deadlinesman and Devil, with slightly bemused looks on their faces, slowly move away from MUFC, muttering expletives. Sounds like 'bertie gunt', whatever that is, from here.

 

To the cinema?

I have a great idea. I'll choose three people who watch a lot of great movies and we'll become 'The Cinema Club'. Each week, we'll go the cinema and a different person of Cinema Club will pick the movie for us to watch. Obviously, because I'm picking the three people to be in Cinema Club, I will pick those who always watch amazing movies. Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller, Western, ah, this is gonna be amazing.

@Mel81x, @nudge and @Tommyget the call. They love the idea, fair play Lucas, well up for that.

First pick is Mel's. "It's a Bollywood classic", he says.

@nudge looks at @Tommy, then both aim a concerning stare at me. I can read their minds, "Who the fuck invited him?" they say.

Fuck. Cheers Mel...
 
 

To your favourite restaurant?

I invite @RandoEFC, @Stan and @Storts

I call these three to join me because lets face it, we all support clubs that are playing shit and are a chore to follow right now. What better way to get over the constant disappointment than eating at England's finest Italian, Capello's, to reminisce over the good times we had.

 @RandoEFC plumps for the Steak, rare, just like the days when Everton kept their manager for more than a season, a la Moyesy. "Them were the days" he chirps. "Baines, Arteta, Felleini, Cahill...Tony Hibbert, what a team!"

None of us know what to say so we smile politely.

@Stan orders the 'Dilly Ding, Dilly Dong' Pizza with extra underdog sausage topping. "Remember that 2015/2016 season boys? Champions, best season ever!" he shouts, gaining a glaring stare for some reason from @Storts

 @Storts somewhat put off by Stan and struggling to think of anything good about Spurs other than David Ginola, decides to try the Lasagne, despite not going near one for 18 years.

We chuckle like innocent schoolgirls as he orders it. 

 

To a desert island?

Seeing as Kirsty the Sunderland fan, Vicki the Kiwi, and the female poster who was a bloke using a burner account are not options, There's only three people I could possibly select here
 

 @CaaC (John) Experience. He's done it all, been everywhere, fear's nothing. A man's man. He will be the huntsman and will provide the food for me to cook and work my magic. (And judging by the food pics in John's photos, the bar is low)

@Bluewolf Can he build it? Yes he can. We will sleep like babies in the little huts he's made from the Island's raw materials and we will attempt (several) escapes off the island on his homemade rafts

His piss taking humour will also act as a deterrent for keeping us sane when John starts repeating himself to us for the 4th time in the day.

Last but not least, @Pyfish . The ultimate Games Master, he will provide the evening entertainment to keep us going. You think Place Your Bets and Gloryhunter are legendary, you've not seen anything yet.

"I've got a new one for you all" he says. "We used to play this back in Grimsby, it's called 'Naked Circle'. Now then, whose game?"

Silence falls across camp...

We will never read a post better than this.

[Pyfish+]

2 hours ago, Toinho said:

We will never read a post better than this.

Agreed. Give him Post of the Year already.

Also @Lucas, I don't know how you know about Naked Circle but it will not be leaving Grimsby. It's an exclusive game for an exclusive bunch of people... 

[Mel81x+]

6 hours ago, Pyfish said:

Agreed. Give him Post of the Year already.

Also @Lucas, I don't know how you know about Naked Circle but it will not be leaving Grimsby. It's an exclusive game for an exclusive bunch of people... 

The good news is that its a desert island. It also happens to be part of the bad news.

[MUFC]

Which 4 at the pub or on the desert island would be a bad mix?

[nudge+]

2 minutes ago, MUFC said:

Which 4 at the pub or on the desert island would be a bad mix?

You and anyone who has feet.

[MUFC]

6 minutes ago, nudge said:

You and anyone who has feet.

You saying some members have limbs missing?

[nudge+]

2 minutes ago, MUFC said:

You saying some members have limbs missing?

Who knows, I wanted to be inclusive!  

[CaaC (John)+]

30 minutes ago, MUFC said:

You saying some members have limbs missing?

 

27 minutes ago, nudge said:

Who knows, I wanted to be inclusive!  

                                                             @MUFC

                    

[MUFC]

On 18/01/2023 at 09:07, Pyfish said:

Agreed. Give him Post of the Year already.

Also @Lucas, I don't know how you know about Naked Circle but it will not be leaving Grimsby. It's an exclusive game for an exclusive bunch of people... 

@Stan @Rab @Dr. Gonzo @Tommy

Have a question for the mods. It's regarding the post of the year and thread of the year. Historically the procedure starts in December and reaches it's climax at the end of the years. 

I have a suggest. What if you were to start 2 threads from today. One for thread of the year and one for post of the year. The reason I suggest this is because by December people may not remember the best threads or posts. For example, @Lucas has creating a cracking post and @Pyfish already has it as a contender for post of the year. Because of this, @Pyfish would be able to quote/copy the post and paste into the 2023 post of the year nominations list.

This way all the good threads and posts are kept on record. By December you can do the usual narrowing things down and the voting can commence. 

[MUFC]

Just now, MUFC said:

@Stan @Rab @Dr. Gonzo @Tommy

Have a question for the mods. It's regarding the post of the year and thread of the year. Historically the procedure starts in December and reaches it's climax at the end of the years. 

I have a suggest. What if you were to start 2 threads from today. One for thread of the year and one for post of the year. The reason I suggest this is because by December people may not remember the best threads or posts. For example, @Lucas has creating a cracking post and @Pyfish already has it as a contender for post of the year. Because of this, @Pyfish would be able to quote/copy the post and paste into the 2023 post of the year nominations list.

This way all the good threads and posts are kept on record. By December you can do the usual narrowing things down and the voting can commence. 

@MUFC

[Stan]

6 hours ago, MUFC said:

@Stan @Rab @Dr. Gonzo @Tommy

Have a question for the mods. It's regarding the post of the year and thread of the year. Historically the procedure starts in December and reaches it's climax at the end of the years. 

I have a suggest. What if you were to start 2 threads from today. One for thread of the year and one for post of the year. The reason I suggest this is because by December people may not remember the best threads or posts. For example, @Lucas has creating a cracking post and @Pyfish already has it as a contender for post of the year. Because of this, @Pyfish would be able to quote/copy the post and paste into the 2023 post of the year nominations list.

This way all the good threads and posts are kept on record. By December you can do the usual narrowing things down and the voting can commence. 

Fair idea.

It's what the idea of this thread below was created for right at the start. But like most threads these days, they go inactive and absolutely dead .